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160. You just realized that singers don't have accents when they're performing.

161. Women wear white on their wedding day because it's the happiest day of their life....Men wear black.

162. They're called contact lenses because they touch your eyes.

163.  Taylor Swift starts dating, AKA she's working on her next album.

164. If a ceiling fan could support your weight and you would never fall I would never be bored again.

165. Three most common lies you'll hear: 1. I'm fine 2. I have no more gum 3. You will use Algebra later in life.

166. In Mary Poppins, the 'spoonful of sugar' that she gives the kids is actually LSD. Just think about it....they start jumping through colorful paintings and get chased by penguins.

167. It's so fun to watch raindrops on a window to see which one wins.

168. Seeing a kiosk in a shopping mall, then your mind goes overdrive to use all your tactics to get away.

169. No one notices when I do housework but somehow they notice when I DON'T DO IT.

170. When you sit at the movie theater and say, "I wanna see that!" after every trailer.

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