*Looks at chapter photo* Oh my god...WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR 18 MONTHS!
81. You just realized that "All together" is written separately, but "Separately" is written all together?
82. Children's TV shows are relatable:
The Wiggles:
Jeff: I'm so nervous.
Murray: I'm so tense!
Anthony: I'm so hungry!
HAHA ANTHONY IS ME! XD
83. Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here.
OHHHHHHH!!!!
84. WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAWS DO THAT THING LIKE...bye.
85. Dropping a shampoo bottle in the shower is one of the most terrifying experiences I've had in my life...
86. That I get so paranoid when my test answers are: B C D A A A A A.
87. It's so annoying when the teacher gets angry at the whole class, even though it was one person's fault.
88. It's difficult to know which college to go to:
Adult: Do you know which college you want to go to yet?
Me: * sweats nervously*
Me: Uhh... MONSTERS UNIVERSITY!!!
89. Me all year: I want everything!
Me at Christmas: Uhh.. I don't know what I want!
90. Me after picking out my outift these days: WHY IS IT COLD AS HECK IS THE MORNING, BUT SO HOT IN THE AFTERNOON!!
91. Am I the only person who says, "ow" in surprise, even though what happened didn't hurt me emotionally or physically.
92. Here is to all of the people out there, including me, who can't find their name on anything in souvenir stores.
93. "Our child is 24 months old!"
"So 2. Your child is 2."
94. Me: Hurry! Give me a shoe to kill this spider!
*Person gives one of my shoes*
Me: Not MY shoes!
95. Who else has those pens with 5 different colors and you just push all the buttons at once.
96. Remember when we were 5 years old and the only jobs that existed were artist, vet, teacher, and "famous person"?
97. All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other.
98. Parents call it "talking back", we call it "explaining."
99. Am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides?
100. A new semester feels like a bunch of tennis balls shooting out of a ball machine way too fast, and all off them are hitting you.
101. You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Because the cover on my Math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. I did not enjoy myself at all.
102. Billion Dollar Idea: WiFi bracelets, so you can wear them everywhere and have connection. Like I hope SOMEONE invents this!
103. You always wonder if the teachers talk about us in their staff rooms.
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