s1 ep2: blue love island

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Adam Blake's guilty pleasure was romance.

Romance movies, romance novels, romance dynamics, romance tv, anything. He loved watching it. Consuming it. Yelling at the main character whenever they did anything stupid.

But now he had found a new source of romance entertainment.

Something that could be watched whenever he was at work without him being weird.

BL TV.

Now, in no way, shape, or form was Adam Blake a gay man. He loved women.

...

However.

"Reo-san, my love..."

"YES!"

"For soccer..."

"NO!"

Adam's phone buzzed.


crumpets: watching this kid try and flirt is like stepping on a lego


crumpets: bro has never had basic human interaction and it shows


redespacito: i bet his father left him for his second family in brazil


shahaha: thats gotta be racist


chucky: he came online just for this shit


tea: I HATE THIS SHIT


tea: TELL YOUR KID TO MAN UP BEFORE I FLY OVER THERE AND SHOOT HIS ASS


lavinie: well goddamn


ouioui: murder is unacceptable


ouioui: i feel like ive said that way more than necessary


chucky: its bc you hang with nitta


shahaha: nitta??


shahaha: isnt that the one who almost broke luna's wrist bc he was gonna help loki use chopsticks


redespacito: wtf


gemini: THATS WHAT I SAID


gemini: BUT LOKI WAS LIKE


gemini: "Nitta are you alright?"


lavinie: nah that's gay as hell


shahaha: loki down tremendous


ouioui: pls stop bullying me


ouioui: nitta and I are just friends I swear


tea: for now


chucky: oh youve calmed down

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