You are a different version of chara from storyshift. Your name is y/n but you go by shift and like most Chara's you hate humans.one day you got transported to storyshift after your world was erased by ERROR.you and ss Chara became good friends beca...
Todays fun fact is:The brain not only named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that
Good afternoon or day, maybe even night, this is your favorite reading and coffee addicted apple with negative IQ- because I'm the only one anyways hello readers it's been awhile- well like a month or 20 days I don't know, anyways you saw the title correctly I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF A NAME WITH MY BROKEN WERID SLEEPLESS BRAIN- anyways I'll just start the chapter
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Action: *hits wall*
Talking: "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"
Thoughts: 'no clue how to spell John cena nor do I want to search it up'
A/n: [A/n: "hey no fourth wall breaks"] or (wassup)
Random note: (sorry for not updating in like a month)
Whispering/puns: "idiot"
Whispering with a pun: "ice"
Writing: today I broke someone's back
Sounds: ring#
Music Lyrics: uhhh what, why do we need this?
Will add more in the future (probably)
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Y/n: "if you gradually replace the planks on a wooden boat, by the end of the process, will you have a new ship?" He asked while facing a window
#silence#
Y/n: "the letter "w" starts with D, and the letters "C, B, D, and G" all end with a E" he said this time facing his girlfriend
Chara: "Pff- n-nice" she said while almost dying from holding in her laughter while looking at her brother who has a face that says "what? Why are you like this?"
Rei: "WHY?!?" he says in a tone that just means "STOP! NO MORE"
Y/n: "dudeeeeeeeee, if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow" what will happen?" He said while looking like he's just made the hardest question ever
Rei and chara: "who's Pinocchio?" They both say in a confused tone
Y/n: "uh, the uh actually I have no idea-" he said equally confused on who Pinocchio is
Chara: "wait then why did you put his name in a question??" She asked interrogating him
Y/n: "well the author decided he wanted to add some funny moments in the story so he wanted me to ask mind-blowing questions which he provided me" he said breaking the fourth wall once again
#shattering# [me: "MY WALL, FUC-]
Rei: "wha-"
Chara: "Am I the only one hearing screaming about a wall breaking into tiny bits?" She asked
Y/n: "nope- and it's music to my hears" he replied
Chara: "okayyyyy then-" she said in a skeptical tone
Y/n: "yooooo~ is water wet?" He asked
?: "sir this is the Wendy's drive through, not the "mind please explode now" and are you going to order anything or did you preorder already?" he said making chara jump as she didn't see him open the window most likely because of Y/n's insane questions
Y/n: "oh sorry about that- I'll order 2 cups of coffee medium for me and chara since we like them a latte, uh two classic frosty for my brother and her brother, also here a snicker bar and that's all" he said in a totally~ professional tone while giving the snicker bar to the man
Azzy: "oh I thought you didn't realize I was here" he said popping his head out of the back making chara and Rei jump "oh sorry-" he said panicked that he scared someone
Rei: "when did you get here?" He asked totally oblivious to the pun Y/n made causing Both Chara and Y/n to snicker at the fact that Rei and Azzy didn't realize Y/n made a coffee pun
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(That's what the car looks like, Azzy was at the very back to the left, Y/n is on the driver seat and Chara was on the passenger seat, Rei was behind Chara. I hope this helps)
Rei: "never mind that!- have you heard about that new competition for cooking I bet we could get top 2 well I'll get first place because I'm the god of hyper-death but your definitely second best" he said while looking at Azzy
as he said that both Chara and Y/n had a cold sweat thinking about how the entire town will most likely burn down if they go to the competition
Azzy: "well I might've accidentally slept here hehehe" he said rubbing his hand behind his neck
Y/n: "so that's where you wer-" he tried to say before getting cut off
?: "um sorry sir, but you need to drive up for your order your holding up the line" he said in a annoyed and informative tone
Y/n: "whoops sorry about that sir- I hope you have an ice day" he said while driving forward
Well this time the pun didn't go unnoticed and cause Rei and Azzy to yell
Rei and Azzy: "Y/N WHY WE WENT SO FAR WITHOUT A BAD PUN WHYYYYYYYYYYYY" they both yelled in a annoyed, angry, mad, and stupidly loud tone which cause a car to start screaming at them wait never mind it was just the lady in that car
?: "KEEP IT QUIET MY CHILD IS SLEEPING" she said in the car behind them with a voice some might've considered more manly?
Rei and Azzy: "OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY/SORRY SIR- I MEAN MA'AM"
?: "SHUSH" she said this time more annoyed
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And that's all- sorry sorry I wanted to make it loner but~ I got lazy and I forgot that I had piano class and more homework. Anyways uh that's basically all and again sorry for the wait and the fact that this chapter contains no plot I just thought just would be funny. also I said that I would be updating on April 2-3 on the community chat in my profile but uhhhh I forgot? Anyways I'll try to update soon and that's basically all
-This is your favorite apple, Notapple1948 signing out peace reader
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?: "don't worry I'll find you, even if that's the last thing I do" she said as she looks at a tombstone with the words:
Adam Johnson
19xy - 20xz
"The bravest of us all, and the best older brother anyone can ask for"
"And I will find out the reason you disappeared" she said as she goes inside of a Minka with a color scheme of dark blue, orange and yellow.
