waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 7

day 140: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...'

Summary:

a chapter with absolutely appauling formatting because i wanted to go on about what outfits each character would wear to see the mario movie. you bet this is happening again next year when sonic 3 comes out.

ok short update because i forgot to update but i saw the mario movie so it was kinda mandatory

also im not updating the wattpad volume yet so sorry to the 1 wattpad reader who'll have to wait a single extra day 😱😱😱😢😢😢 (emoji translation: 3x OH MY GOD SCREAM emojis & 3x :'( single tear emojis) || sorry for making you actually wait 41 days my bad.

same thing with the letters fic (i have an excuse because ave, ash, rosalina and waluigi all see each other in person)

It was finally time for everyone to watch the Mario movie. It was only a trip to the local odeon, but it looked more like a red carpet.

Waluigi was dressed in a bright yellow tuxedo and Wario in a bright purple one, the two linking arms. They swapped moustaches as well as colour palettes that day.Rosalina had gone dressed in a star themed outfit.The Mario brothers went as themselves.All of the Sonic characters went as Sonic, except for Sonic, who had been a secret Luigi kinnie the whole time.Scarecrow and Ariel preferred to go in their wedding outfits.All of the Jupiter Clouds' arrived, each as their favourite character. Avery went as a more masc Rosalina, Ari went as Luigi and Ash wore Waluigi's outfit, even borrowing his gloves and shoes. Even Avery arrived, on the condition that Ari was to not leave her side once. She was dressed as Yoshi and hid the fact she was overjoyed with a frown.Ratchet and Clank did not dress up - it was just another film for them.The angry birds were not permitted in the cinema, so were secretly pirating the film.Each of the Nyan Neko Sugar Girls~ characters were dressed in their mourning clothes (minus Bokutachi-san, who didn't really have a reason to mourn).Doris was wearing full Princess Peach cosplay

The Odeon staff were very confused indeed. It wasn't really the cosplay, it was the fact that so many people (and non-people at that), were all going to see the film together. Armed with popcorn and Tango Ice Blasts, they made their way into screen 3 to watch it.

'Oh my god that's Punch Out!' said all of the Jupiter Clouds'.

'Oh my god that's Kid Icarus!' said all of the Jupiter Clouds'

'Oh my god that's Pauline!' said all of the Jupiter Clouds'

'A- Everyone, please stop we're still in the first act,' said Tails.
'Sorry, we just like all the references,' replied all of the Jupiter Clouds'

Waluigi and Wario whisper shouted a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to get them to be quiet.

im so sick of hinting this is the same thing that happened with scariel WARIO AND WALUIGI ARE CANONICALLY DATING IN THIS. THATS IT. IM SICK OF SAYING OTHERWISE.

before i get concerned comments, they are not canonically brothers. they are canonically up to your own interpretation. and my interpretation is dating because i have no real mario ships and i love shipping.

if you want me to go full autism bonkers into the details of their relationship (and all of mario, actually), check out: https://www.tumblr.com/wswe-autism-fic/710289156635508736/this-is-my-theory-on-the-entire-timeline-of-mario

edit: nvm someone had a really good theory that only works if theyre brothers, so we're back to them having an ambiguous relaitonship.