Word Spirit Farming System

25 - 26

25. "Kissing is not dirty"

In the evening, as promised, Cheng Yun scooped up a small jar of sour plum soup and asked Wang Liang to take it home. There was still one jar left in the cellar and the leftover soup from the afternoon. After dinner, the couple sat in the backyard to cool off and drink the soup.

Perhaps because Wang Liang had interrupted his intended lines in the afternoon, Yang Hongjin praised every dish at dinner more than ten times, which made Cheng Yun feel a bit embarrassed.

As the couple sat in the backyard, chatting and leaning against each other, Yang Hongjin took a sip of the sour plum soup and exclaimed, "It's delicious!" At first, Cheng Yun was pleased to receive so much praise for his cooking. However, after Yang Hongjin drank ten sips and said ten more compliments, Cheng Yun's joy slowly faded, leaving black lines on his face.

"Okay, okay, I got it." Cheng Yun covered Yang Hongjin's mouth with his hand before he could say anything else. "Your message has been received by your wife. You don't need to repeat it."

Yang Hongjin loved physical contact with his wife, whether Cheng Yun was rubbing his head or pinching his face. So when Cheng Yun rushed over to cover his mouth, he was so happy that his eyes squinted.

With the sweet and sour taste of the sour plum soup still lingering in his mouth and his mouth covered, Yang Hongjin thought for a moment and then stuck out his tongue to lick Cheng Yun. He made a sound but Cheng Yun didn't know what he said.

Cheng Yun was so teased by him that his face turned red instantly. He quickly withdrew his hand and then heard Yang Hongjin repeat what he had just said, 'Sweet, my wife is also sweet, delicious!'"

Cheng Yun was so provoked by his unintentional action that he blushed from head to toe. His palms still felt the sensation of being licked, making him feel like he had been electrified.

He glared at Yang Hongjin in mock anger and said, "My hands are dirty. Don't lick them randomly. What if you get sick from licking something bad?"

To suppress his own panic, Cheng Yun raised his voice a bit, but Yang Hongjin could tell at a glance that he wasn't really angry. He laughed and took Cheng Yun's hand, pinched it twice and happily said, "My wife is not dirty. He's delicious!"

Cheng Yun quietly recited to himself, "Kids say whatever they want, kids say whatever they want," but in reality, he was very shaken. If he didn't know that this idiot didn't mean anything by it, he would have been tongue-tied.

He withdrew his hand and scooped up a spoonful of well water to rinse it off, pretending to be calm as he reprimanded him, "You can't lick other people's hands casually in the future, you know? Hands are very dirty. Touching this and touching that, they are full of bacteria. If you lick it, your stomach will hurt."

"What are bacteria?" Yang Hongjin would occasionally ask incomprehensible things like he did at the beginning during this time. After asking, he repeated it again, "My wife isn't dirty. If I lick you, my stomach won't hurt."

"Okay, okay, shut up," Cheng Yun couldn't listen anymore. If he continued to go around this topic, he would be embarrassed first. So he quickly changed the subject, "Bacteria are dirty things that you can't see with your eyes. If you eat them, your stomach will hurt. So we have to wash our hands often to wash away the dirt."

He thought about it and said, "Also, things that fall on the ground or on the table can't be eaten again, because there are many bacteria everywhere. The home needs to be clean, so we will not get sick."

In the past, Yang Hongjin didn't pay much attention to this issue, probably because of the habits left behind before. When something fell to the ground, he had to continue eating it. Cheng Yun was scared when he saw it. This situation has gradually improved recently. The things that fall on the table can still be picked up, but the ones that fall on the ground won't be eaten.