Harry Potter one shots

Pranking Dumbledore Black family style

Happy Pride Month!

TW: Incest between sisters.

Bellatrix was sitting on her bed in the Slytherin dorms feeling bored and saw Narcissa looking just the same. "Do you want to do something crazy?" Bella asked her sister who just calmly placed the book off to the side and looked at her sister. "I was thinking we could get Sirius, Reggie and their boyfriends and play a small little terrible prank on that old man, Dumble." Bella said in a sing-song voice and Narcissa was already getting a giant smile on her face. "Well, I know something that he would hate." The laughs were interrupted by Andromeda entered their room and just scoffed at her sisters. "What do you want traitor!" Bellatrix hated her younger sister, and her tone was always a snarl to that one. "I came to get my books, I have a Herbology exam tomorrow, and need to study." She left the room with a Hufflepuff tie, and both the Black sisters just rolled their eyes. "So, do you have plan? I know that Siri has a plan always to deal with idiots." Bella smiled at her younger sister and made her way to her side. "That dear Cissy is why we need our favorite cousin." Bella kissed Cissy and then took her hand and led her out to the common room. "What are you two up to?" Regulas asked when he saw his cousins. "Taking you with us." Narcissa grabbed his hand and led him with her and Bella to the courtyard where James, Sirius, and Remus were hanging out and studying. "This is boring." Sirius whined and Remus just pet his head and continued to read out loud. "I agree dear cousin, I think we should do something fun instead." Bella laughed and Regulas threw himself into James arms and stood on his tiptoes to kiss his boyfriend. "Bella! Narci!" Sirius hugged them and nearly knocked the two over. Sirius was always this energetic and hyper, so Remus was prepared and then pulled his boyfriend off the two witches. "Narcissa, Bellatrix, it is so nice to see you both." Remus shook their hands before Narcissa hugged him. "Your family already Remus so call us Narci and Bella as Siri does." Bella said before she hexed a second year for laughing at them. "Scram kid, or I will turn you into bird and feed you to the mermaids in the lake." She growled and the kid peed himself and ran off crying. "Do you have to do that?" Remus asked and held his wand before making the kid trip on nothing multiple times. "This is better, a simple tripping charm and soon he will start hiccupping bubbles. It was Regie who said they should hiccup bubbles, I wanted it to be wasps." James said kissing Regulas's head. The younger wizard just leaned into the attention his man was giving him. "I want to hex Dumbledore." Bella said and soon Sirius was bouncing and trying to get out of the hold his boyfriend had on him. "Calm down puppy, or I will tell Sevy, and she hasn't said how yet." Remus chuckled at his boyfriend who just gave him puppy dog eyes and lost because Remus was stronger. "I need your help; I don't know which is a worse way without being caught." Narcissa moved out of the way of her girlfriend/sister and watched the woman pull out a parchment full of torture spells. "I want it to last like these and to be painful to only him, no one else would find this painful." Bella smiled to herself but got a quick kiss from Cissy. "I love it. This one would last the longest and this one would be upsetting to him." James said, before pulling out a notebook. "This one can be added to this one, right?" He asked Regulas who was better at this than them." Yeah, but we could make a potion for this right?" "You can." Severus said coming up behind them. "Sevy!" Sirius broke free from Remus and threw himself at his other boyfriend. "Sev." Remus kissed the man on the tip of his nose. "I was working on an important potion for you wolf." Severus leaned into him and hugged him while keeping a hold on Sirius who was koala clinging to him. "I was saying we should prank Dumbledore." Bella filled him in before looking through a book with James. It was normal to see them together, James holding Regulas's hand, Sirius on either Severus or Remus, while Narcissa was sitting close to Bellatrix who was normally talking with James or hexing a younger year. "Well if it isn't the gay group, what are you faggots up to." Molly Prewitt sneered and held her wand as if it would help with 7 others against her. "You know, you will all go to hell for this." Bella smiled uncaring that she was being talked down to by this bitch. "Yeah, but we have more fun and see more action than you." Sirius said just as uncaring as his cousin. The Black family like all purebloods were good at sounding bored. "What you up to bitches!" Lily Evans sat on the ground in front of Sirius who went to play with her hair. "Evans how can you spend time with these people!" Molly demanded while the redhead just shrugged. "They are better company than you and they don't care that I am dating Pandora and Xenophilius Lovegood." She just leaned back as Sirius braided her long hair. "Darling, we need to find more moon shade blades for Professor Slughorn." Pandora said while Xeno was reading something in a herbology textbook. "Coming my love." She moved when Sirius did a spell to finish the braid. "Thank you, Siri. I'll bring you more colored eyeliner!" She yelled while chasing her partners to catch up and go to collect potion ingredients. "We should go inside; everyone is starting to get a sunburn." Remus moved them inside and kissed his partners as they walked inside to the shade. "I am not done with you yet!" Molly screamed before she fell to the ground holding her stomach. "I hope you know that no one wants to hear your screech owl voice bitch." Lucius told her while walking close to his boyfriend the DADA teacher Tom Riddle. "20 points from Gryffindor and detention with me every day for the rest of the year Ms. Prewitt." The brunette said before walking away with Lucius. It wasn't long before the Black family and their partners had a plan for Dumbledore and made their way to his office. "He has way too many clothes that are ugly, but I think this one might be the worst." Narcissa said holding a neon orange cloak in her hands. "Who even thought of this color?" She was disgusted as was Sirius. "You that one was bad look at this yellow, who would even make this?" Both of them dropped the cloaks in disgust before moving on. "He is in a meeting with Dippet still, but it won't last long, find his bed and sprinkle the powder on his pillow and the sheets." Regulas said holding the map and the others were placing spells and potions around the room. Bella was putting a spell on his books, so they didn't look right all the time. Remus was looking for his potion stash to move it around and spell it to move every day. James put a spell on the mirror that it insulted him all the time. Severus was putting a potion on the professor's bed to make him have nightmares. Sirius made all of his toiletries to harm his looks, no matter how hard he tries he will always look awful. Narcissa undid all of the grading he had done so he had to do it again for all years and all houses. Regulas did something and it was meaner, he made all of the cady the man had just bought rotten, he made it all bad. "What he was mean to me at Honeydukes." The teen said with a shrug. The 7 left and went to Gryffindor tower and stayed in the common room hanging out. Severus was helping Sirius with a potion essay, Remus was helping Narcissa with a healing spell using James as the patient, Regulas was playing a card game with Bellatrix. "What are you snakes doing in the tower!" Molly Prewitt again confronted the group. "We can't spend time with our partners and help them with their homework?" Bella asked while looking at what Siri, Sev, Cissy, Remus, and James were doing. "Do that in your common room, Slytherins shouldn't be with Gryffindors let alone dating them. You two aren't even doing anything." She pointed to Bella and Regulas. "They are, Reggie doesn't like to see me hurt and since I have to be hurt for these two fix me." The man gestured to Remus and Narcissa. "He needs help to calm down, so Bella here is helping him calm down. Don't kick people out of the common room since you can't. Go to your dorm if this offends you." James shooed the woman away while the others smiled at him. Regulas ran over and kissed him. "I love you, Jamie." The younger man said while being pulled onto the man's lap. "Can we be done with the healer spells for today?" Narci and Remus nodded. Bella and Narci moved to a comfortable chair while the couch was occupied by Severus, Remus, and Sirius who was laying with his head on Severus's lap and his feet were being rubbed Remus. The only other chair held James and Regulas who was sitting on his lap and getting back rubs and kisses. "How long till we see the results of our labor?" Bella asked while smoothing a wrinkle in Narcissa's skirt. "Not long, the hair products will make him look disheveled, and the effects will last because those products are self-filling, it will always be that way, and they are expensive so no way he throws them out with how poor he is." Sirius said smiling sleepily, with Sev scratching his head lightly to Remus rubbing his feet he was about to fall asleep. The 7 laughed when at dinner the man looked like he had been electrocuted because his hair was frizzy and all over, and he had small scratches on him from scratching himself. They were all planning to do worse to the man but it would have to wait till the next time.