INT NICK-O-DROME ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH
GAVIN AND TERRY ARE EXCITED ABOUT ROSIE'S WIN
Gavin: OH THAT ROSIE DOES IT ALL, BABY! SHE HOSTS IT ALL, SHE WINS IT ALL, AND SHE'S AMAZING!
GAVIN FALLS DOWN LEAVING TERRY TO INTRODUCE OUR NEXT PRESENTERS
Terry: Well it looks like our next two presenters are hitting the stage! Here we have Mara Wilson from "Matilda" and this Summer's magical comedy "A Simple Wish"!
MARA WILSON ENTERS THE STAGE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD FOR HER AGE
HER "MRS DOUBTFIRE" CAST MEMBERS ROBIN WILLIAMS AND MATTHEW LAWRENCE HAVE SIGNS THAT SAY "USE YOUR POWERS, MARA" AND "TELL JOEY I SAID 'HI' AND MAKE SURE DANNY DeVITO CAN HAVE ANDY'S TOYS"
Terry: And here comes her co-star...
MARTIN SHORT COMES OUT WITH BOXING GLOVES AND A RED ROBE
Terry: From Moose Jaw Saskatchewan...
HELGA MAKES AN "I TOLD YOU SO" GESTURE TO ARNOLD SHORTMAN FROM "HEY ARNOLD!"
Terry: Weighing in at 152 pounds. Martin "The Crusher" "Ed Grimley" Short!
MARA LOOKS CONFUSED AT MARTIN'S OUTFIT
Mara: Martin, what's with the getup?
Martin: You know, being in a big arena like the Nick-O-Drome it reminds me of my boxing career, Mara!
Mara: You were a boxer?
Martin: Well no, but if I was I would have been the greatest of all time!
SYLVESTER STALLONE LOOKS AT THIS
Stallone: Man, Martin Short looks like a doofus in that outfit!
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND BRUCE WILLIS ARE SITTING NEXT TO HIM
Schwarzenegger: Speak for yourself! You had an embarrassing one in "Judge Dredd".
Stallone: That's cause you have a more stupid one in "Batman and Robin" as Mr Freeze!
Bruce Willis: At least when I was in "The Fifth Element" and "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America", I didn't have that much of a silly outfit!
IT CUTS BACK TO MARA AND MARTIN
Mara: Martin, we gotta get to the nominees for Favorite Animal Star!
MARA TAPS MARTIN AND HE FALLS DOWN THINKING THAT HE HAS BEEN PUNCHED
Mara: Are you okay?
MARTIN LIES DOWN IN A COMA
Mara: And the nominees are...
ANIMATION SHOWING THE NOMINEES FOR FAVORITE ANIMAL STAR
Terry: Chance "Homeward Bound II"
CLIPS OF "HOMEWARD BOUND II" PLAY
Terry: Flipper "Flipper"
CLIPS OF THE 1996 "FLIPPER" MOVIE PLAY
Terry: Happy the Dog "7th Heaven"
CLIPS OF HAPPY FROM THE AARON SPELLING SERIES "7TH HEAVEN" PLAY
Terry: Salem "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"
CLIPS OF SALEM FROM "SABRINA" PLAY
Salem: Dogs guard; cats watch... and judge
CLIPS OF PONGO FROM "101 DALMATIANS" PLAY
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1997 Kids Choice Awards (my version)
HumorWhat would have happened at the 10th annual Kids Choice Awards with tons of celebrities and cartoon characters
