INT NICK-O-DROME
THE SHOW CONTINUES WITH THE SPORTS AWARDS
AN INFLATABLE ORANGE BLIMP IS FLYING
Rosie: Okay, we are halfway through the Kids Choice Awards! Now we're ready for your favorites in Sports! Here to present the award for Favorite Male Athlete is the newest sensation in figure skating, Olympic Gold Medalist Kristy Yamaguchi and joining her is her new partner, from "McHale's Navy" Tom Arnold!
KRISTY AND TOM ARNOLD COME OUT
TOM'S EX-HUSBAND ROSEANNE IS CLAPPING DESPITE THE DIVORCE
TOM WEARS A VERY STUPID DRESS AND IS SKATING HIS WAY TO THE PODIUM BUT WITH ROLLER SKATES
Ukyo: I'd KILL for some rollerblades so I can deliver my okonomiyaki on time!
Tom Arnold: Okay, is my slip showing?
Kristy: Tom, I don't think this pair-up idea is gonna work!
Tom Arnold: Well it's always been a dream of mine to be a champion skater and I want you to go for the gold with me in 1998!
Kristy: I don't think you're quite ready for international competition!
Tom Arnold: Well I think I am because I got this shirt from Brian Boitano, I got a great double cheeseburger and I'm working on my triple toe jam and my triple klutz!
Kristy: You mean "triple lutz".
Tom Arnold: No, it's triple klutz and it hurts!
MIKADO SANZENIN AND AZUSA SHIRATORI FROM "RANMA 1/2" ARE WATCHING
Mikado: This guy hasn't watched a figure skating match in his life.
Azusa: Ooh, Sade...
Mikado: You know what, you can have that Tom Arnold whale!
Kristy: Tom, how about we just not talk about it and go to your seat!
Tom Arnold: Okay...
TOM WALKS OFF AND IS SEEN BY AZUSA
Azusa: Azusa wants you, Sade!
AZUSA USES HER MALLET TO CLAIM TOM ARNOLD AS HER OWN
Kristy: The nominees for Favorite Male Athlete are...
CGI ANIMATION SHOWING THE CLIPS OF FAVORITE MALE ATHLETE ARE SHOWN
CLIPS OF KEN GRIFFEY JR ARE SHOWN
Terry: Ken Griffey Jr Seattle Mariners
CLIPS OF DENNIS RODMAN ARE SHOWN
Terry: Dennis Rodman Chicago Bulls
CLIPS OF MICHAEL JORDAN ARE SHOWN
Terry: Michael Jordan Chicago Bulls
CLIPS OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL ARE SHOWN
Terry: Shaquille O'Neal Los Angeles Lakers
CLIPS OF EMMITT SMITH ARE SHOWN
Terry: Emmitt Smith Dallas Cowboys
TRANSITION BACK TO THE NICK-O-DROME
AZUSA SEEMS TO HAVE TOM ARNOLD
Azusa: Azusa is keeping Sade!
AZUSA SEES THE GIANT INFLATABLE ORANGE BLIMP
Azusa: Ooh, Dominic!
AZUSA THROWS HER MALLET INTO THE AIR BUT IT LANDS ON HER HEAD KNOCKING HER OUT COLD
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1997 Kids Choice Awards (my version)
HumorWhat would have happened at the 10th annual Kids Choice Awards with tons of celebrities and cartoon characters
