INT BACKSTAGE
EVERYBODY IS TAKING A BATHROOM BREAK AND/OR CHATTING WITH OTHER CELEBRITIES
Rocko: This is the biggest Kids Choice Awards yet!
Heffer: And with so many stars in here, it's a great thing we got Rosie here!
Rosie: About that thing about me being busy with something else, I lied.
Angelica: So we put you in that box for nothing?!
Helga: Oh shut up! You can go polish your blimp from last year!
Angelica: Don't be so stupid you little...
Helga: I'm little? Criminy! I'm six years older than you!
Phoebe: Helga, you're supposed to wish Angelica and her friends luck.
TOMMY, CHUCKIE, PHIL AND LIL SHOW UP BEHIND ANGELICA
Helga: You don't really say that...
Phoebe: Sorry, let's hope those new episodes will finally put you in the ratings!
Tommy: No worries, a Kids Choice winner's gotta do what a Kids Choice winner's gotta do!
Arnold: I just hope we get a blimp of our own tonight.
Gerald: Arnold, the competition is tough with Dexter, Superman and Henry and June being contenders.
Arnold: But I think that we can get our "Favorite New Cartoon" award.
Helga: Keep dreaming, football-head!
Arnold: You may want that blimp, too!
Helga: Really? I mean of course I will! DOI!
HELGA WALKS OFF
Helga: Arnold Shortman, what a perfect nomination for "Favorite Boob". What a weenie, how I hate him. And yet...
HELGA LOOKS AT AN EMPTY SPOT
HELGA GOES THERE AND HOLDS HER LOCKET
Helga: I love him! I only hope that we all share our very first Kids Choice Award, then I can tell you that I love you! Oh Arnold, I only hope that you can see the real me and love me back.
BRAINY BREATHES ON HELGA
HELGA NOTICES IT
HELGA PUNCHES BRAINY AND HE FALLS DOWN
KASUMI TENDO TAKES HIM TO SAFETY
RANMA SEEMS TO HAVE WOKEN UP
Ranma: Akane? What happened?
Akane: Well you were knocked out by a beach ball and for once it wasn't from me or Ryoga or your friends.
Ranma: Really? What happened at the awards?
Akane: Jim Carrey won Favorite Movie Actor, Rosie won Favorite Movie Actress, Pongo won Favorite Animal Star, P-Chan was a little upset...
Ranma: P-Chan wasn't even here!
Akane: Now when we get back it's the awards for Favorite Movie, Favorite Animated Movie, Favorite Male Voice from an Animated Movie and Favorite Female Voice from an Animated Movie.
Ranma: I feel like I can present Favorite Anime this year!
Nabiki: Sorry Joker, deal's off!
Joker: I hate it when I'm the butt of the joke!
Harley Quinn: But Jim Carrey already got an award, puddin.
Fran: Oh, Eek the Cat, great to see you again.
Eek: Why thank you Fran. Even though I'm not presenting an award tonight I really love it when I'm at the Kids Choice Awards!
EEK'S GIRLFRIEND ANNABELLE IS THERE TOO
Annabelle: Oh Eek, I do declare, you win my award for Favorite Sweetheart!
Eek: Fran, you've met my girlfriend Annabelle before...
Fran: Gee, she's really... fat.
Eek: Really?
Devon: You think he'd notice by now.
Eek: Notice what?
Devon: Never mind.
JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS COMES OUT WITH TIM ALLEN
JTT: Tim, you just sit in your seat and get the award if you're the winner!
Tim: I got it!
Rocko: Tim Allen! You're here tonight? I thought you would be on your tour of your new Disney movie "Jungle 2 Jungle"!
Tim: Rocko! I thought you would support Jonathan with HIS new Warner Bros movie "Wild America".
JTT: Devon and I are in the movie!
HOMER, BART AND LISA SIMPSON ARE ALSO THERE
Homer: Hey, who's that third kid in that movie?
JTT: Scott Bairstow from "Party of Five".
Bart: Why haven't I heard him so much?
Lisa: Probably because you don't watch that show!
Bart: Who cares about it?
Lisa: But it's on our own network!
Homer: Bart, Lisa, you better not complain! Our show is nominated for "Favorite Cartoon" again this year!
Stagehand: We have one minute until we come back!
KEVIN KOPELOW IS A LITTLE UPSET
Kevin: I thought I was the only one who would say that!
LORI BETH DENBERG, JOSH SERVER, KENAN THOMPSON AND KEL MITCHELL ARE THERE
Lori Beth: That's when you're on "All That", a nominee for Favorite TV Show!
Kenan: And we hope that it'll bring blimps for the cast!
AMANDA BYNES COMES IN
Amanda: You and Kel have your own show, what's that in?
Kel: Amanda, our show "Kenan and Kel" is in Favorite New TV Show!
Kenan: Honestly, how come we aren't in the Hall of Fame?
Yertle: That's because...
Stagehand: 30 seconds!
TIA AND TAMERA MOWRY FROM "SISTER SISTER", ALONG WITH THEIR BROTHER TAHJ MOWRY FRESH OFF OF "SMART GUY" ARE START TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YERTLE IS DOING
Tia: Yertle, are you upset that you haven't gotten a blmip?
Yertle: NO! Well, maybe.
Tamera: Well Tia and I may get our third blimp in a row tonight!
Tahj: When do we go on?
Stagehand: In 10 seconds!
Rosie: Okay, we have more awards to present! Be positive!
Stagehand: We're back in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
NOW THE SHOW RETURNS
To be continued..
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1997 Kids Choice Awards (my version)
HumorWhat would have happened at the 10th annual Kids Choice Awards with tons of celebrities and cartoon characters
