ROSIE IS NOW READY TO ANNOUNCE THE BEGINNING OF THE TV RELATED AWARDS
Rosie: Hi, I'm up here in the nosebleed section with Traci. Hi Tracie
Traci: Hi.
Rosie: How are ya?
Traci: Good.
Rosie: Hey Traci, you know how to make a tissue dance?
Traci: I don't know.
Rosie: Ya put a little boogie it!
THEY LAUGH
UP IN THE RAFTERS, ICKIS, KRUMM AND OBLINA FROM "AAAHH REAL MONSTERS" ARE CONTROLLING THE SLIME
Ickis: That Traci human said the magic words!
Oblina: Where is the slime?
Krumm: I kinda froze it!
Ickis: What?! Now I know I can't show my face in Planet Hollywood anymore!
Krumm: You've never shown your face in Planet Hollywood!
Ickis: OKAY! I won't scare any of the kids down there!
Oblina: I mean it's not like the Gromble is watching us!
Krumm: He isn't watching us!
Oblina: Oh, well somebody is going to get slimed by the end of the night!
Ickis: Please move on!
IT CUTS BACK TO ROSIE
Rosie: Now as we make our way from the big screen to the small screen, it's time to move to the TV awards and to present Favorite Cartoon, on "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" she's got all the magic and in "Jerry Maguire" he had all the facts! Let's hear it for our next two presenters Melissa "She's All" Hart and Jonathan "Don't Give Me Any" Lipnicki!
JONATHAN LIPNICKI GOES DOWN THE SPIRAL SLIDE PART OF THE PLAYGROUND SET WHILE MELISSA JOAN HART WHO STARTED OUT ON NICK'S "CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL" BUT IS NOW ON "SABRINA" WALKS TO THE PODIUM
Melissa: Hi! It gives us great pleasure to present the award for Favorite Cartoon!
Jonathan: Melissa, did you know that the average cartoon contains over 10,000 animation cels?
Melissa: I didn't know that.
ALADDIN AND JASMINE ARE SITTING LAUGHING AT LIPNICKI'S STATEMENT ABOUT CELS
Aladdin: Obviously that little kid doesn't know about Digital Ink and Paint!
Jasmine: That's because TV cartoons haven't converted to that format!
Jonathan: And did you also know that the average cartoon is about 8 minutes long?
Henry: What about the half hour or hour and a half cartoons?
June: Hankskey, our little walking Gap Kids commercial here should read up more often on the 12 principles of animation.
Melissa: No, you got me there, too.
MELISSA STARTS TO GET ANNOYED ABOUT IT
A VISION OF CAROLINE RHEA WHO PLAYS AUNT HILDA COMES UP SIMILAR TO OBI WAN IN "STAR WARS"
Caroline: Use your magic, Melissa. Use your magic.
Melissa: But this is LIVE TV!
Caroline: Just use something to present the award!
Jonathan: And did you know that the...
MELISSA USES SOME SPELL TO MAKE JONATHAN SHUT UP OR AT THE VERY LEAST FREEZE FRAME WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
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1997 Kids Choice Awards (my version)
HumorWhat would have happened at the 10th annual Kids Choice Awards with tons of celebrities and cartoon characters
