INT BACKSTAGE
EVERYBODY IS CATCHING UP ON THE BLIMPS THEY HAVE GOTTEN
Kel: Who loves Orange Blimps? KEL loves Orange Blimps! Is it true? MHMM! I do I do I do I DOO OOH!
Rosie: Hey, has anybody caught up on the new music news?
Kenan: Yeah, Biggie died a month ago.
COOLIO IS THERE
Coolio: I heard that Puff Daddy is writing a tribute song to him.
WILL SMITH'S EARS PERK UP ON THIS
Will: Wait a minute, Biggie and TuPac are dead?
Kenan: Yep.
Will: Well I think that I might wanna go back into the rap scene but I gotta figure out what to do,
RIP TORN COMES IN WITH JAMES AVERY AND ALFONSO RIBERIO
Rip Torn: Hi, Will. We brought along two familiar faces.
James Avery: Will, we heard that you could return to rap music.
Will: But what do I do?
Alfonso: Maybe you can write a rap song that'll tie into your new movie "Men in Black".
Rip Torn: You can put in samples of "Forget Me Nots" by Patrice Rushen.
Tommy Lee: And you can put in the scoop of the movie.
WILL STARTS TO LIKE THE IDEA
Will: Yeah! Maybe I'll also come up with a new album!
Joey Lawrence: I'm also working on a new album meself.
BRANDY COMES IN
Brandy: Methinks that I should work on my next album.
MONICA COMES IN
Monica: I also have a new album in the works. Maybe we can collaborate.
Larisa: Can I have my own singing career?
Brandy, Monica and Will: No.
Larisa: Is it because I'm white?
Will: Naw you ain't white, you're clear!
EEK RETURNS FROM HIS TRIP TO THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM A LITTLE BRUISED
Eek: I delivered the blimp to Mario.
Annabelle: Oh Eek, my little purple cuddlemuffin. You are truly a hero!
SHARKY COMES IN AS WELL
Eek: Hi Sharky! I'm sorry that Power Rangers isn't nominated.
SHARKY GRUNTS THAT HE WANTS TO GET VAN DAMME'S AUTOGRAPH
Eek: Van Damme's autograph? I think he left.
Rocko: I gotta say that being here is much more plausible than leaving for my home.
Heffer: At least you got the meet the Spice Girls.
Rocko: Well I just heard that this Summer the Spice Girls may have some competition.
Stimpy: With who? No Doubt? Will Smith? Backstreet Boys?
Rocko: Actually it's three brothers from the US named Hanson.
Helga: Hanson? What kinda bogus name is that?
June: Well it could be big.
Ranma: I've also heard that while the Backstreet Boys will finally be in America this Summer, there might be some more competition. And it isn't just with Hanson, there's another boy band called NSYNC.
Serena: I don't know which one of them would be cuter...
Luna: Here we go again...
CHRIS FARLEY COMES IN
Chris Farley: Hi, I'm gonna present one of the sports awards tonight.
Rosie: I think that you are all gonna have a great time, we have Jewel and Coolio to perform tonight and we still have to slime somebody by the end of the night!
Henry: And we also have the premiere of The Angry Beavers!
Rosie: Oh, we can't have Norbert and Dagget at the awards, their show is supposed to be on AFTER the show!
DARIA MORGENDORFER FROM "DARIA" SHOWS UP WITH BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD
Daria: Thank god you're here. Beavis and Butt-Head have been hounding me ever since I got here.
Butt-Head: Huh huh, hey diarrhea, uh huh huh. How come we're not on your new show? Uh huh huh.
Daria: Well it's because on that show we already have two dumbasses, Kevin and Brittney.
JANE LANE COMES IN
Jane: Besides, you two already have your own show.
Beavis: Well it kinda sucks that we're not nominated. Heh heh heh.
Daria: Just go into your dressing rooms and prepare for later.
Rosie: That reminds me, we gotta present the Sports Awards when we return!
Stagehand: 15 second until we come back!
Rosie: Okay, everybody to your places!
ROSIE MAKES IT BACK TO THE STAGE
Stagehand: And we're back in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
THE SHOW CONTINUES
To be continued...
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1997 Kids Choice Awards (my version)
HumorWhat would have happened at the 10th annual Kids Choice Awards with tons of celebrities and cartoon characters
