Backstage Part 4

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INT BACKSTAGE

EVERYBODY IS TAKING A BREATHER FROM THE PERFORMANCE FROM JEWEL

Jewel:  Hey guys, I managed to have some fun.

Rosie:  Okay, so who's gonna be at the afterparty?

Phoebe:  Let's see, we have all of tonight's presenters, the other people who showed up, the people in the audience, Norb and Dag and we even have Hanson giving a performance of their debut song "MMMBOP".

THE BACKSTREET BOYS SHOW UP FROM THEIR GERMANY TOUR

Backstreet Boys:  Hanson?

Nick:  We just heard about them.

Rocko:  So that's why the Spice Girls aren't gonna be here.

JOSH SERVER COMES OUT FOR A BREAK IN THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH

Josh:  I think that I'm gonna let Terry do the announcing by himself for the rest of the night.

Hank:  You guys are very lucky that tonight's awards are doing well.

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD SEE HANK AND INSTANTLY CONFUSE HIM FOR THEIR NEIGHBOR TOM ANDERSON

Butt-Head:  Uh, Mr Anderson, we like apologize for using your camper.  Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis:  Yeah, heh heh heh.  You can keep your crappy credit card.

Hank:  What the hell are you talking about?

Butt-Head:  Uh, you're Tom Anderson.  Uh huh huh huh.

Hank:  Dammit boys, I told you that I'm Hank Hill and I sell propane and propane accessories!

Peggy:  Hank, why don't you just  let them get ready for when they present an award?

Hank:  Okay, Peggy.  You kids go off and get ready for when you present an award, I tell you what.

RANMA AND AKANE MEET AZUSA WHO IS NOW NORMAL

Ranma:  Azusa, you're normal!

Akane:  Maybe you would recognize this.

AKANE GIVES P-CHAN TO AZUSA

AZUSA DOESN'T RECOGNIZE P-CHAN AS CHAROLETTE

Azusa:  Who is this?

Akane:  This is...

Ranma:  Does the name "Charlotte" ring a bell?

Azusa:  No, I don't think it does.

Ranma:  Well his name is P-Chan.

P-CHAN SQUEALS IN DELIGHT

Akane:  Well, I hope you're okay.

Azusa:  Thanks.

Nabiki:  The klepto is cured.

COOLIO IS GETTING READY FOR HIS PERFORMANCE TONIGHT

Coolio:  Kenan, Kel, I wanna thank you for letting me do the theme to your show!

Kenan:  Nothing to it.

Kel:  Yeah.  We hope you can get a blimp tonight.

Rosie:  We have only 5 more blimps to give out tonight!

THE FUGEES SHOW UP

Rosie:  Hey, it's the Fugees!  I don't think you were scheduled to appear tonight...

THE FUGEES LEAVE

BOYZ II MEN THINK THAT THEY COULD WIN

Rosie:  Okay, we're on in 10 seconds!

THEY ALL MAKE IT BACK TO THE STAGE

To be continued...

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