Normal
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Person 1: *gets stabbed and does how anyone else does when they get stabbed*
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British
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Person 1: *gets stabbed by person 2*
Person 2: Shamk
Person 1 with the knife still in their chest: A bit rewd to put that knoife in me chest innt bruv?
Britain: Oi Oi Oi yeaouh wankas what's all of this about?
*person 1 gets stabbed again*
Britain: Ye got a license for stabbing?
Person 2: I got me loicense fer stabbin' right 'ere.
*shows licenses*
*BY THE QUEEN*
(This hits differently now since she's dead...I'm gonna cry now)
Britain: Sorry mate, can't interferah.
*leaves*
Person 1: Bloody hell...
Person 2: A bit sad innt?
YOU ARE READING
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