*If G.E finds out that I.J has been killing people for his son*
Imperial: The jiggle jiggle skin :)
G.E: WHAT IS THE JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN?!
Imperial:
✨glizzy✨
G.E: That's it, now you're not dating Third for that
Imperial: GIVE ME HIM NOW-
*disappears*
G.E: I'M NOT LETTING YOU DATE HIM FOR THAT!
Imperial: You're gonna make me scream loud as fuck boy
G.E: YEAH? GUESS I AM
DO IT!
Imperial: grrrr
G.E: GET LOUDER!
CUZ I'M NOT GIVING HIM TO YOU!
Imperial: AAAAAAAAAAAA
(A heart thats)
GIVE HIM TO ME NOWWWWWW
(Full up like)
*inaudible screaming*
GDJSIBCKAGCMAIX
(a landfill)
G.E: GET YOUR STEREOTYPE DAUGHTER ON THE MIC RIGHT NOW!
THERE'S NOTHING-
S/Neko!Japan: meow meow
G.E: ON THIS GOSH DAMN PLANET
(A job that slowly)
THAT'LL MAKE ME-
S/Neko!Japan: meow meow meow OwO
*that Neko later dies*
G.E: LET YOU DATE MY SON!
(kills you)
Imperial: GRRRRKSVFKAGDNWUGXBSHA
G.E: SCREAM
FUCKING SCREAM!
*more inaudible noises*
Third who just appeared: *doesn't even know wtf is going on*
WTF
Imperial: you know what?
G.E: What?!
Imperial: I'M JUST GONNA KIDNAP HIM
G.E: YOU WOULDN'T
*Imperial is gone and so is Third*
*also his island colonies are gone*
G.E: YOU-
*insert Genocide ending from Yandere sim*
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
