She's defrosting too quickly...Run
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All I Want For Christmas Is You War (joke)
The enemy: Mariah Carey
The Allies: Modern Day countries
Casualties: Literally every single rental worker who is going to be forced to listen to this song 24/7.
North Korea's ears (he doesn't celebrate Christmas)
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...