Country Shenanigans

Sibling Shenanigans | 2

Someone call the cops on TAGE.
They gave Britain, Third and Soviet crack/j
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Kid!Soviet: Can I have a sibling?

TAGE:
We'll just have to wait for the stork to give us your sibling

Mary knowing damn well what is going to happen: I'm in danger

*Many years later*

Soviet:
Yeah it wasn't a stork and I regret having siblings.
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TAGE: I let my kids play UNO for three minutes and my house is on fire
#Havingkidsisamistske
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TAGE: You guys already hand out all of the Halloween candy?

Britain: Y-yeah, a large group of kids came over.
Soviet: Totally

*his hat is filled with candy*

TAGE: Alright

*leaves*

Third:
QUICK EAT ALL OF IT BEFORE HE FINDS OUT
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Britain/Third: Can you pass me a drink?

Soviet: Yeah sure

*tries to see which one is more empty to give it to them*
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Britain: Is the blue fire cold?

Third: Yeah. You should touch it

TAGE in the other room:
Excuse me?
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Soviet: This is my younger brother

*points to Third*

Soviet: He's a pain in my ass
I torment Britain
He torments Britain
I get a kill in the game
He gets a kill in the game
I'm not forgotten by my dad
He's forgotten by my dad
Great success
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TAGE: As siblings, you guys must love each other
Soviet: Ew
Third: I never met these two in my life
Britain: I'm surrounded by idiots
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Spain: You guys have an older brother?
He must be nice and protective
Third: He beated me up after I accidentally touch his Pepsi
Britain: He told me he would catch me if I fell when I was learning how to fly.
He never caught me once.
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TAGE: UNITED KINGDOMS COME DOWN HERE!

Britain:
I'm so dead

Soviet: Let me guess I'm in trouble somehow

TAGE: YOU TOO UNITED SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS

Soviet: Call it

Third: I should be fine

TAGE: THIRD REICH YOU TOO
Third: THE ONE TIME I DON'T WANT HIM TO REMEMBER ME-
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Kid!Soviet: Where did Mr.Teddy go?

Kid!Third: *has it*

Kid!Soviet: You dare oppose me mortal?

Kid!Third: yes
*And thus they hated each other from that point on*
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Britain: *doing the dishes*

Third: *slowly puts a plate in*

Britain: You know what?
*grabs the knife in the kitchen*

Third: FUCK!

Britain: BRING YOUR ASS OVER HERE
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Third: WHO THE FUCK ATE MY CHIPS?!

Britain with the bag of chips: Soviet did

Soviet: THIRD HE HAS YOUR BAG OF CHIPS NOT ME
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Britain: Dad!
There's a monster underneath my bed and it's the most hideous thing ever!

Third who was forced to be at the bottom of the bunk-bed: Fuck you

Soviet with his own bed: Imagine having a bunk bed
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TAGE: Who took my phone charger?

Third: Soviet did

Soviet: No Third did

Britain who has the phone charger: It wasn't me
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Soviet: Get out of my room

Britain: Bitch we share the same room

Third: Soviet you're such a hypocrite
You hate the fact we share rooms but yet you tell us to share
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TAGE: Do you want this?

Soviet: No

TAGE: Okay I'll give it to one of your younger-

Soviet: on second thought, I want it now
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*in public*
Them when one of them gets bullied: How fucking dare you

*at home*
Them: *bullies each other*
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Third: What the fuck did I ever do to you?

Soviet: Isn't it obvious? You were born
I was going to be the only child until you ruin my life by showing up
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Britain: Siblings are weird.
At one point you want to strangle them
But then you end up discussing on how to jump some French person that we equally hate.
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TAGE: *peacefully watching TV*

Kid!Britain: Dad can you untape us off the wall?

*the three are taped up to the wall*

TAGE: No
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Third: Why am I named Third Reich if I wasn't the third child?

Britain: Third go to sleep
It's fucking 2:00 A.M in the morning

Soviet: No no no.
He has a point but I'm glad he isn't the third child.
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TAGE: Britain? Third? Soviet? Where are you? Dad wants to go home and get dru-
Go to sleep!

Has anyone seen my sons?!
Oh Pangea..

Kids?!
That father's adrenaline is kicking in!
KIDS?!

TAGE backing up to the tree: I can see every equation!

*to some woman*

TAGE: S'cuse me ma'am have you seen my sons?
Two of them are this tall and one is this tall and I'm arranging one of them for a marriage but we haven't had the talk.
Are you guys in there?!

*snatches unattended coffee*

TAGE: Oh look, my luck's beginning to turn!
*takes a sip before spitting it out*
URGH!
WHO THE FUCK PUT SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?!

*to another person*

TAGE: Do you know where my children are?!
Do you- no?!
PANGEA DAMN IT!
BRITIANTHIRDSOVIET!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
I'll let you guys do drugs!
(Parenting 101)
KIDS!
I'm going to have a stroke!
WHERE'S THE PARK RANGER?!?!?!?!

Park ranger: Look I'm telling you they turned into animals I swear!
*pointing at the three*

Park Ranger2: I think you forgot to take your schizo pills.
Have you been questioning about this and not trying to find their pare-

*door busts open*

TAGE: WHERE THE F-
Oh there they are.
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TAGE: *returns home after knowing an meeting was useless at 2:00 A.M*

*sees the three still up and playing minecraft*

TAGE: You three aren't supposed to be here.

Kid!Britain: Neither should you
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*TAGE dragging them to a place they don't want to be at*

Kid!Britain: Are we there yet?

TAGE: No

Kid!Third: Sind wir schon da?

TAGE: Nein.

Kid!Soviet: мы уже на месте?

TAGE: Нет!

Kid!Britain:
Are we t-

TAGE: Dang it!
I swear to Pangea I'll turn this car around!

Them:
Yeah
That works. It'll teach us a lesson.

TAGE: Alright if that's what you wa-
*realization*
WAIT A MINUTE
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Third: I only got four hours of sleep last night

Soviet: As I got 13 hours of sleep last night

Both: What's the difference?
Nothing

Soviet: We're both tired

Third: Absolutely fatigue

Britain: Well, move over idiots!
I'm you if you got the recommended amount of eight hours of sleep.
And I'm
Exhausted.

Soviet: Why say anything?

Britain: I really don't know why

TAGE: You guys get sleep?