S!America: Ruski I sure hope nothing bad happens to you!
*van pulls up*
*USSBR (fusion between Britain, Soviet and Third) shows up*
(Apparently most Rusame stories have Soviet, Britain or for some reason Third as one of the main Villain parents that try breaking em up)
(Mainly it's Britain and the other two are married and supportive- AREN'T THIRD AND SOVIET HOMOPHOBIC AND HATE WACH OTHER?!)
S!America: What do you want?!
USSBR: We always come back
*dramatic sad music*
USSBR: *takes S!Russia away and brings him to the van*
S!America: NOOOOOOO
*China is doing an emote at S!America in the left corner*
—
*S!Russia being held hostage*
USSBR: Any last words before you die?
S!Russia: Can I at least say goodbye to *insert RusAme author name*
USSBR: The what?
OH NO THE RUSAME AUTHOR
*screaming and dies*
—
S!America: Now that USSBR is dead
We can finally be free and have kids!
S!Russia: Yeah!
*Two "funny" dictators and the prime minister of Britain on a piece of paper slides next to the corpse*
USSBR: But we always come back
S!Russia: Nothing bad is going to happen!
*USSBR crawling towards them like a fucking demon*
S!Russia: It's ok!
*USSBR kidnaps S!America this time*
S!Russia: What?!
NOOOO
—
USSBR: Any last words before you die?
S!America: Can I at least say goodbye to Kansas?
USSBR: Kansas? Whose Kansas?
S!America: Kansas deez nuts fit in your mouth?!!
USSBR: *fucking dies*
—
S!America: S!Russia
I've love you for so long!
Will you marry me?
S!Russia: Sorry I love someone else
S!America: Wait who?!
S!Russia: His name is Ger/Phil/Chi-
S!Germany/S!Philippines/S!China: Actually Russia is mine
S!America: BUT WE HAD SO MUCH HISTORY-
*then they get dragged to the abyss by USSBR*
AH AH AH
...
America appearing from the bush: Are the skinwalkers gone?
Russia: Most important question...
What the fuck just happened?
China: I think they are stereotypes from another universe or some shit.
Idk the author keeps making these multi-verses.
YOU ARE READING
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
