Inspired by TankFish's "Braking Bad" Roblox Gas Simulation
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*Great Depression 3.0 starts*
UN: You mfs better not bring things to court!
*leaves*
Britain: Again with another shitty job?!
*they're at a gas station*
Third: We're all becoming wage slaves.
Soviet: Everyone get your asses to work.
We don't want the landlord to send us to a place called Detroit or some shit
France: Detroit sounds like an better option than working here
Imperial: It is.
There is a lot of crime.
So much crime that I can get away with murder
Britain: Imperial for fuck sakes no you're not killing anybody today.
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France: We have no supplies and we only have 50 dollars.
Soviet: Split it into 10 dollars and we should be fine
Third: Bitch everything causes like $15!
Like, WHY THE FUCK WOULD A SINGLE PIECE OF BREAD CAUSE $20?!
*Imperial is holding a jug of milk and places in the refrigerator*
Imperial: Don't worry.
Some dad that is running away from his family will get the milk
Soviet: We are in the middle of nowhere and we're in a desert!
HOW THE TF WIL-
*starts melting*
Britain: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Third: HA!
France: Oh shit.
Soviet and Snom are not use to deserts.
QUICK BEFORE WE GAVE A COMMUNIST PUDDLE!
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Soviet and Snom were then given fire resistance 10
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Imperial: Why the fuck do we have a shelf full of lubricants and we only have three dollars left?!
Britain: Alright. Let's play a game.
Who's the horny one?
It's not me
France: Not me
Soviet: Nope
Third: Nein
Imperial: No.
Britain: ...
Personwhoishornysayswhat?
Imperial: What?
Britain: IMPERIAL WHY?!
Third:
Liebe (Imperial), you were planning me to "use" it to do a special "something" to you.
Weren't you?
Imperial:
Soviet: Control your fucking Yandere, Roach.
France: These mfs better have dry hands or something cause WE NEED THE MONEY BADLY
Britain: Wait
THESE LUBES ARE FOR CAR GEARS-
Third: Nein, nein.
They're going to use the lubes for fucking-
*They're going to use lubes for fucking joke right here*
Third: -eating.
Soviet: Jackass the lubes are for cars!
Third: Wasn't there a classmate who ate cherry flavor lube?
France: Cherry flavor lube- the fuck?
Third: No seriously.
That motherfucker told everyone that it was good for no damn reason
Imperial: So he eats that shit with his cereal?!
That classmate: *goes into the gas station, gets the lube, fucking eats it and then leaves*
Them:
Soviet: Did he just ate it straight out of the can?
Britain: The fuck did I just witness?
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HumorCountries doing random stuff for our entertainment (100% not holding them hostage) Here you'll find my stupid headcanons, skits (majority of this book) and some mini stories in this. Nothing else. 8/5/23 - 1# of Polandball (forgot I gained it at tha...
