Volacall: Hello fellow dead racist, war criminal or terrorist countries.
G.E: Let's see what you di-
...
You committed the same war crimes as the WW2 axis did but 2x worse and- wait wait.
You also did it to your own people as well?!Volacall: Uh yea?
A.H talking to a wall since she's blind: What was your reason.
G.E: Liebe you're talking to a wall.
*G.E turns A.H around so that she's facing Volacall*
A.H: What was your reason?
Volacall:
Do I have to give a reason?O.E (Ottoman Empire): Did they try causing riots?
CSA: Different colors of race?
Third: Different views of what you see and was an different religion?
Imperial: Different from you?
Soviet: Opposing you?
Volacall: Uh...
PLC (communist party of Indonesia or something idk): He's giving me vibes he did it for shits and giggles.
Volacall: Pretty much.
Fascist: So you just felt like killing them?
Volacall: Didn't you guys also killed people?
Like a lot of them?G.E: We all had reasons to but we didn't kill them for shits and giggles.
Imperial is questionable.
So there has to be a reasonVolacall: I just felt like it.
I even did it to some of my top generals and to citizens that were loyal or haven't committed any crimes if I get bored.
Even if they were not a different race, religion, political pov, and etc, I just felt like killing them.Soviet: So basically you're like me since I killed some of my generals and citizens for reasons but not for shits and giggles.
Volacall: Also does replacing the Netflix account password, Wifi password and replacing salt with sugar on French fries count?
Them:
A.H facing the wall again: This guy is worse than us all combined.
Imperial: You're hearing this from a person who bites ice cream as a way to eat ice cream.
That's messed up.CSA: I thought Imperial was the insane one.
Volacall: Am I able to stay or...
Third:
Get the fuck out.Volacall: Did I messed up things so bad that you guys don't want me here?
Soviet: You did so much fuck up things that we don't want you here.
You make me and everyone look like your classic war criminals that have some moral.Volacall: I also use orange juice to dip my Oreos in-
Them: GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Volacall: Now that I'm out of hell, surely I can go to heaven-Heaven: Aw heck naw. We're definitely not accepting you.
Earth doesn't want you and so does hell so..
Backrooms it is.Backrooms: We're not taking him.
Heaven:
What should we do with him?Backrooms: Send him to a void.
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Volacall: This is stupid.
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