You Delinquent Little Punk |Hobie Brown X Reader|

JUST TO KEEP YALL POSTED...

I'm using voice to type right now I'm in a lot of pain, mother nature, mother nature just hates me I don't know and I'm not editing none of this whatever whatever it picks up it picks up cuz I don't feel like I don't feel like doing anything dang I stutter a lot anyways anyways

I don't know when the next chapter is going to come out because I don't know when it's coming out because

why am I stuttering so much I don't know when it's coming out because like since there was a big storm power got knocked out and I have spectrum yeah I have spectrum internet

The internet is gone okay the internet is gone and when I write I usually blast music on my Xbox don't come from me for having an Xbox don't come for me

I just I'll be blasting music and then I'm writing but since there's no internet and I don't have Spotify premium because I'm broke as s*** I'm just there with me bear with me, bear with me, actually bear with spectrum, bear with spectrum because I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, what to tell you

I'm not editing none of this yall this is how I talk in real life, I'm going to put commas and periods and stuff though so that it's easier for y'all to read okay bye

also wait which one of you, which one no no no no no no no no which one of you, which one of y'all, said, when I asked what kind of stuff, what kind of stuff y'all want to see

when I ask you all that which one of you said you know, you know, what you said and you know, and you, and you know, and you, and you, and you, and you,

know that I'm talking about you why would you say that, why would you why would you say that...

So since I'm bored I'm in the most awkward position right now but since I'm bored I'm going to tell you a little bit about myself you know where y'all going to see me real different who cares

I'm going to tell you okay okay I am black as tar, I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking I'm more like a caramel macchiato, actually a Snickers color, yeah I think I'm Snickers, okay but obviously I'm African American.

I'm like I'm 5 feet in shoes yeah yeah yeah we just going to go with that I like long walks on the beach, I do domestic violence, I do drugs, my name is Demetrius demarcus Bartholomew James the third junior if you don't get that reference I feel bad for you look it up.

I also go by Zahara, or Hara, zuh har uh

I don't do drugs or domestic violence if you if you thought I was serious I don't do that I'm an innocent child I'm a child of God I just I just lied.

oh well what else can I tell you all about me what do y'all want to know, any questions you have I will answer I'm bored. dang I'm looking kind of thick in the back, my bad you know pajama pants be making you look mad mad good, just me, oh well.

for the time being don't ask me something stupid now, don't ask me, like don't ask me something like milk or cereal first?
what do I look like a psychopath? obviously you put the milk before the sit wait wait wait wait wait wait you put the cereal before the milk wheels in my head turn slow sometimes.

I mean like y'all want to know anything questions need to be answered oh oh I'ma start a debate do y'all think Hobie and Gwen had sum going on honest opinions honest opinions please.

Y'all want to be friends, I'm done I'm done. but if y'all have any questions about me or any questions in general maybe about the story I'll answer cuz I can't write right now so I need a distraction.

Y'all better say something to.