"I never really even loved you!" He screams, staring into minion's black beady eyes. "I only said that to get back with Megamind."
"You don't mean that." Minion says in a weak voice, as Metroman turns away.
"You're just a stupid fish. How could anyone ever love you?" Metroman flies away, leaving Roxanne to comfort Minion.
"I'm sorry Minion." Roxanne says. "Metroman is kind of an ass sometimes."
"He's an ass all the time. I should probably go find Megamind, hes probably tired." Minion sighs and gets into the invisible car that was apparently always in the alleyway. Which was weird, especially since the alleyway is not large enough for even half a car, and there is no road leading to it.
Roxanne waves goodbye as Minion shuts the door of the car, and drives off. For a moment, she wonders how the car could get out of there. Then she remembers she has spent the past afternoon with 2 aliens, a fish, and the most stupid angsty love story ever.
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Megamind x Minion (Or Megamind x Metroman)
RomanceThis is written by three different people. We wrote one chapter then gave the device we wrote this on to the next person, giving them the last sentence written. (Chapter 1 and 4 were written by person A, Chapter 2 and 5 were written by person B, and...
