Roxanne, deciding that she's had enough runs toward Minion and grabs the love ray and shoots everyone multiple times. The building then, overflowing with so much love, combusted with pink sparkles flying everywhere. When the pink sparkles all fall on the ground, Roxanne starts to look around. It seems that Megamind, Metroman and Minion are now all in some polyamorous relationship???? They're all connected to eachother and can't stop being saying horrendous pickup lines to eachother. "Did you just fall from heaven? Cause your an angel." She hears "I thought happiness started with a h, but why does mine start with u." Another one she unfortunately picks up on. "Are you a microwave cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Roxanne looks in horror as she realizes she's made the worst mistake in her life, she turned them into cringey polyamorous pick up line machines.
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Megamind x Minion (Or Megamind x Metroman)
RomanceThis is written by three different people. We wrote one chapter then gave the device we wrote this on to the next person, giving them the last sentence written. (Chapter 1 and 4 were written by person A, Chapter 2 and 5 were written by person B, and...
