Caronians: Good news, He's dead-The wizard of the west is dead-The wickedest wizard there ever was-The enemy of all of us here in Corona-Is dead- Good news- Good news
Caronian: looks its Rapunzel!!
Rapunzel floats in on a giant bubble
Rapunzel: It's good to be me, isn't it (Cronians agree) No need to respond that was rhetorical. Fellow Caronian: Let us be glad- let us be grateful- let us rejoycefiy that goodness could subdue- the wicked workings of you now who! Isn't it nice to know- that good will conquer evil? The truth we all belive'll by and by outlive a lie for you and...
Caronian: Rapunzel! just how dead is he?
Rapunzel: well, there has been much rumor and speculation....innuendo, outuendo.....but let me set the record straight. according to the time chameleon clock, the melting occurred at the 12th hour; a direct result of a bucket of water thrown by a female child. yes the Wicked Wizard of the West is dead!
Caronian: No one mourns the wicked
Caronian: no one cries that they won't return
Caronians: no one lays a lily on their grave
Caronian Man: the good man scorns the wicked
Caronian Woman: Though their lives our children learn
Caronians: What we miss when we misbehave
Rapunzel: And goodness knows, the wicked's lives are lonely, goodness knows the wicked die alone, it just shows when your wicked, your left only on your own.
Caronians: Yes, goodness knows, the wickeds' lives are lonely, goodness know the wicked cry alone, nothing grows for the wicked, they reap only what they've sewn
Caronian: Rapunzel, why does wickedness happen
Rapunzel: That's a good question; one that many people find confusiflying. Are people born wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? After all, he has a childhood ,; He had a father, who just so happed to be the governor of old corona. Wizards parents enter
Quirin: I'm off to the assembly, dear
Rapunzel: He had a mother, as so many do
Quirin: How I hate to go and leave you lonely
Rosemund: That's all right it's only for one night
Quirin: But know that you're here in my heart while I'm out of your sight. Quirin exits
Lover runs into room
Rapunzel: And like all families, they had their secrets
Lover: have another drink my dark eyed beauty, I've got one more night here in town, so have another drink of green elixir and we'll have ourselves a little mixture have another drink little swallow little lady, and follow me down.
Rapunzel: And of course, from the moment he was born he was....well.....different
Midwife: Ahh its coming!
Quirin: Now?
Midwife: the baby's coming!
Quirin: And how!
Midwife: I see a nose!
Quirin: I see a curl!
Both: It's a healthy, perfect, lovely little...
(They both scream)
Rosemund: What is it? What's wrong?
Midwife: It's atrocious
Quirin: It's obscene
Both: Like a froggy, ferny cabbage, the baby is naturally GREEN!!!!
Quirin: Take it away....TAKE IT AWAY!!!
Rapunzel: So you see, it couldn't have been easy!
Old Caronians: No one mourns the wicked! Now at last he's dead and gone! Now at last there's joy throughout the land! And goodness knows (Goodness knows), We know that goodness knows (ooooohhh) Goodness knows, the wicked die alone (He died alone), woe to those (woe to those), who spurn what goodness they are shown, no one mourns the wicked (Good news), no one mourns the wicked (Good news), no one mourns the wicked, no one mourns...the wicked...wicked....WICKED!!!!
Rapunzel: Well, this has been fun! But as you can imagine I have much to attend to, with the Wizards unexpected departure. So, if there are no further questions...
Caronian: Rapunzel, is it true you were his friend?
Caronians Gasp
Rapunzel: Well, I...you see...um...yes.
Caroinains gasp louder
Rapunzel: Well, it depends on what you mean by "friend". Rapunzel motions her bubble downward. I did know him. That is, our paths did cross....at school, it was a long time ago and we were both very young.
