Rapunzel: Dearest, Darlingest Momsy and Popsicle...
Varian: My dear father
Both: There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz
Varian: But, of course I'll care for Willow.....
Rapunzel: But, of course I'll rise above it ....
Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond, yes.....There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is
Rapunzel: Unusually, and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.....
Varian: Blonde
Rapunzel: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
Varian: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you!
Rapunzel: My pulse is rushing....
Varian: My head is reeling.....
Rapunzel: My face is flushing.....
Both: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name? yes.....Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
Rapunzel: Your face
Varian: Your voice
Rapunzel: Your clothing
Both: Let's just say.....I loathe it all! Every little trait however small makes my very flesh begin to crawl with simple, utter loathing there's a strange exhilaration that is such total detestation it's so pure, so strong! though, I do admit it came on fast, I still believe that it can last! And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long!
Students: Dear Rapunzel, you are just so good! How do you stand it, I don't think I could! He's a terror! He's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, But Rapunzel your a martar!
Rapunzel: Well.....Things things are sent to try us
Students: Poor Rapunzel forced to reside with someone so disgusticfide we just want to tell you we're all on your side!
Students: We share you're loathing, unadulterated loathing....
Varian & Rapunzel: What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Students: For his face, his voice, his clothing
Varian & Rapunzel: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
Students: Let's just say
Varian & Rapunzel: My pulse is rushing, My head is reeling
Students: We loath it all!
Varian & Rapunzel: Oh what is this feeling?
Students: Every little trait however small...
Varian & Rapunzel: Does it have a name?
Students: Makes our very skin begin to crawl....
Varian & Rapunzel: Yes....
everyone: Ahhhhh! (I have no idea why their screaming)
Students:.........................Loathing
Varian & Rapunzel: There's a strange exhilaration
Students :....................Loathing
Varian & Rapunzel: In such total detestation
Students:......................So strong!
Varian & Rapunzel: It's so pure so strong, though I do admit it came on fast, still I do believe it can last
Students:............Loathing
Varian & Rapunzel: And I will be loathing, for-forever
Students:.......Loathing............Loathing........Loathing you
Varian & Rapunzel: Loathing, truly, deeply loathing you!
Students ....................Loathing unadulterated loathing!!
Varian & Rapunzel: My whole life long!!!
Varian: Boo
Rapunzel: Ah!
Varian: Hahah
