March of the Wizard Hunters

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Caronians: Go! And hunt him and find him and kill him! 

Old Lady Crowley: Good fortune, wizard hunters!

Caronians: Go! And hunt him and find him and kill him! 

Uncle Monty: Kill the wizard! 

Caronians: Wickedness must be punished evil effectively eliminated wickedness must be punished kill the wizard 

Pete: And, this is more than just a service to Eugene. I have a personal score to settle with Var.... with the wizard!

The crowd cheers 

Pete: It's due to him I'm made of tin his spell made this occur so for ounce I'm glad I'm heartless I'll be heartless killing him! 

Pete: And I am not the only one. *Looks to something we can't see.* Oh come one you! Come out and tell them what he did to you in class that day. How you where just a cub when he cubnapped you

Ruddiger: No!

Pete: You see Ruddiger also has a grievance to repay if he'd let Ruddiger fight his own battles when he was young, he wouldn't be a coward today 

Rapunzel: No, no, that's not what happened! Madam, you've got to stop this, it's gone to far!

Gothal: Oh, I think Varian can take care of himself

Rapunzel: Madam, something's been troubling me about Willow and that cyclone 

Gothal: Oh yes.... well. I guess it was just her time

Rapunzel: Was it, or did you?

Gothal:...... Now, listen to me, Missy, you may have fooled the rest of Carona with this "aren't I good" routine, but you know better. You've wanted this since the beginning... and now you're getting what you wanted. So just smile and wave and shut up! Good fortune, good fortune wizard hunters!

Xavier: Kill him!

Old Lady Crowley: Kill the wizard! Wickedness must be punished brave wizard hunters I would join you if I could because wickedness must be punished...... punished.... punished 

The setting changes to Kimono Ko. Kiara is crying. Varian storms in frustrated 

Varian: Oh, for goodness sake, stop crying!!! I can't listen to it anymore! Oh, you want to see your Aunt Ruth and Uncle What's-his-name-again?! Get those shoes off your feet!!! Little brat... takes a dead woman's shoes; must have been raised in a barn! Vigor! Oh, Vigor, there you are. Where are the others?    

Vigor motions away.

Varian: Vigor, please... if you don't at least try to keep speaking you will never.

Varian sees Rapunzel

Varian: Go away

Rapunzel: They're coming for you

Varian: Go away!

Rapunzel: Let the litter girl go, and that poor little dog... Dodo. I know you don't want to hear this, but someone has to say it.... You are out of control! I mean, come on! They're just shoes, let it go! Varian, you can't go on like this.

Varian: I can do anything I want. I'm the Wicked Wizard of the West!

Another monkey gives him a letter 

Varian: At last! What took you so long?

Varian reads it

Varian: What's this? Why are you bothering me with this? 

He continues to read the letter 

Rapunzel: What is it? What's wrong? It's Cassandra, isn't it? Is she....

Varian: We've seen her face for the last time

Rapunzel: Oh no! 

Varian: Your right.... It's time for me to surrender 

Varian carried in a bucket

Rapunzel: Var.... Var, what is it? 

Varian: You can't be found here! You must go

Rapunzel: No

Varian: You must leave

Rapunzel: No! Var, I'll tell them everything

Varian: No! They'll only turn against you

Rapunzel: I don't care

Varian: I do! promise me, you won't try to clear my name.... promise

Rapunzel: Alright... I promise. But I don't understand 

Varian (Singing): I'm limited just look at me, I'm limited and just look at you, you can do all I couldn't do, Rapunzel

Varian (talking): Here. Go on. Take this

Varian gives Rapunzel the Grimmerie   

Rapunzel: Var.... you know I can't read that.... Var....

Varian: Well then you'll have to learn 

Varian (singing): Now it's up to you for the both of us not it's up to you

Varian (talking): You're the only friend I've ever had

Rapunzel: And I've had so many friends..... but only one that mattered 


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