Dear Old Shiz

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Scene fades as Shiz students appear. Varian enters with them.

Students: O, hollowed halls and vine draped walls the proudest sight there is. When grey and seer our hair hath turned, we shall still revere the lessons learned in our days at dear old shiz (dear old shiz) our days at dear old.....

Rapunzel being wheeled in on a big cart filled with luggage: OOOOOOLD 

All students: SHIZZZZZZZZZ (dear old Shizzzzzzz)

Quirin rolls Willow on stage 

Varian: What?! What are you looking at? Oh, do I have something in my teeth? Okay let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, no, I didn't chew grass as a child 

Quirin: Varian!

Varian: Oh, this is my younger sister, Willow. As you can see, she is a perfectly normal color.

Quirin: Varian, stop making a spectacle of yourself! I'm only sending you here for one reason.

Varian: Yes, I know, to look after Willow 

Quirin hold out a box

Quirin: My precious girl: a parting gift 

Willow: Now, father.... *Quirin pulls out silver shoes from The Box* Willow: Jeweled shoes!!!

Quirin: As befits the future governor of Old Carona. Varian, take care of your sister. And try not to talk too much! Quirin kisses Willow and exits 

Willow: Varian 

Varian: Well what could he have gotten me? I clash everything!

Madam Gothal enters 

Gothal: Welcome, new students! I am Madam Gothal, headmistress here, at Shiz university. And whether you're here to study logic, literature, or lingification, I know I speak for my fellow faculty members when I say we have nothing but the highest hopes for some of you. Now regarding room assignments..... *Varian & Rapunzel rise their hands*

Gothal notices Rapunzel first. Yes, is it regarding room assignments?

Rapunzel: Oh, Madam, thank you for asking, but I've already been assigned to a private suite....

Rapunzel notices her followers disappointment: But you can all come visit me whenever you want!

(there are going to be characters that are not from tangled and I don't own them)

Anna: How good of you!

Merida: You are so good!

Rapunzel: No, I'm not! 

Both: yes you are

Rapunzel swishes her hair: Now stop!

Gothal: Do you have a question?

Rapunzel: Yes, you see, I am Rapunzel Princess of Carona......I've applied to your sorcery seminar, and indeed that is my sole purpose of attending Shiz; to study sorcery with you. Perhaps you recall my essay, "Magic Wands, Need They Have A Point".

Gothal: Yes... However, I do not teach my seminar every year, unless, of course, somebody special were to come along.

Rapunzel: Well, exactly!

Varian: We have not yet received our room assignments.

Gothal: Yes, yes of course! Oh, you must be Miss Willow, the governor's daughter. what a tragically beautiful face you have! *Sees Varian, Snorts*...And you must be.

Varian: I'm the other. Varian. I'm handsomely tragic 

Gothal: Yes, yes, I'm sure your very bright 

Rapunzel: Bright? He's phosphorescent

Gothal: I don't seem to have you on my list. Oh, well a slight gulch, but not to fret! We'll find someplace to put you.

Rapunzel: Y'know, I don't think she read my essay 

Anna: that's so unfair! 

Pete : You should say something!

Rapunzel: Should I?

Merida: Do it!

Gothal: Now, which one of you young ladies would like to volunteer to share with Varian?

Rapunzel: Madam Gothal

Gothal: Thank you dear. Oh, how very good of you!

Rapunzel: What?

Gothal: Varian, you may share with Miss Rapunzel

Rapunzel: Huh

Gothal: The governor made his concern for your sister's well being quite clear. So, I thought it would be best if she shared my private compartment where I can assist her as needed.....

Varian: But Madam, I've always looked after my sister.

Gothal: Everyone, to your dormitories

Varian: But Madam

Varian: Let her go!!!!

Willow's wheelchair is torn from Gothal's hands and Begins to wheel itself back to Varian.

Varian:....

Gothal: How did you do that?    

Rapunzel: How did he do that?

Willow: Varian!!

Gothal: You mean this has happened before?

Varian: Uh.... Something just came over me..... I'm sorry Madam 

Gothal: What? Never apologize for talent! Talent is a gift! Have you ever considered a career in sorcery?

Varian: Sorcery?

Gothal: I shall tutor you myself, and take no other students  

Rapunzel: What?

All Students but but Rapunzel exit 

Gothal: Oh, Varian.....Many years I have waited for a gift like yours to appear-Why I predict the wizard could make you his magic, Grand Vizier-My dear, My dear. I'll write at once the wizard tell him of you in advance with talent like yours, dear, there is a defin-ish chance- If you work as you should you'll be making good.

Rapunzel: Madam Gothal....

Gothal: No, Not now dearest *she exits*

Rapunzel: This will just make me a better person. *Rapunzel smiles and runs off*





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