"My vocabulary during school
-what
-are you sure
-OK
-shut the fu*k up
-why am I here
-I should just leave
-fu*k that
-fu*k this
-I'm done"
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"I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older.
Now I'm older... and it sucks."
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"Computer: wanna update this
Me: sure
Computer: you have to restart your com-
Me: never mind"
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"Sometimes I go through pictures on my phone and think "wow i wish it was this day again" & it sucks."
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"Lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation"
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"me waking up: I can't wait to go back to sleep tonight
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"When I'm quiet:
1) tired
2) don't have anything to talk about
3) over-thinking
4) upset
5) falling apart
6) all of the above"
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"Finals week: the happiest and most depressing week of the entire semester."
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"How do people rap I cant even talk without messing it up"
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"Do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while"
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"Parents: I want the truth
Me: *tells truth*
Parents: nope you're lying wrong answer"
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"If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics... I would be a genius."
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"Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom"
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*my parents when i was 8* "go to your room"
*my parents now* "please come out of your room"
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"Deleting pictures on my phone is like deleting a memory and I just can't handle that sort of thing"
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"Mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
Me: yes but today is not that day"
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"Sorry I can't go to school my earphones aren't working"
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"Don't judge a book by its cover.
My math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it.
I did not enjoy myself at all."
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"If I spent as much time studying as I do sitting on the internet, I could probably be at harvard right now."
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Relatable Quotes
RandomI'm here to inspire and share some of the quotes that can make you relate in life, love and friendship. :) Enjoy. Warning: Some of these quotes are not mine. :)
