Saiouma OneShots

Incorrect Quotes (Oumasai TS)

I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY FOR BEING SO INACTIVE, IM SO LAZY AND I HAVE A MATH EXAM TOMORROW... AND I GOT THE WORST GRADE OF THE PREVIOUS MATH TEST, SO THAT'S WHY IM UPDATING SUPER SLOW😢

anyway, this is talentSwap oumasai but with incorrect quotes 💕 ENJOY

Shuichi = Ultimate Supreme Leader
Kokichi = Ultimate Assassin
(Incase anyone forgot abt. the talentSwap story thing😭)

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Kokichi: *pulls back the curtain while Shuichi is showering*
Kokichi: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Shuichi: This is a bad idea.
Kokichi : Then why are you coming along?
Shuichi : Someone has to get your injured ass home.

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Kokichi: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Murderer: Any last words?
Shuichi : Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Kokichi looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*
Shuichi : Kokichi, are you a criminal?
Kokichi: Not here, I’m not!

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Kokichi: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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Shuichi : So, what's for dinner?
Kokichi, staring at the food they burnt: Regret

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the TV is freaking out*
Shuichi : Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Shuichi : Yeah, that didn’t work with my mom either.

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Kokichi: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

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Shuichi : I baked you a pie!
Kokichi: Really?! What flavor?
Shuichi : *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

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*While planning to break in somewhere*
Shuichi : Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Kokichi: What?
Shuichi : "Get Help."
Kokichi: No.
Shuichi : C'mon, you love it!
Kokichi: I hate it.
Shuichi : It's great! It works every time!
Kokichi: It's humiliating.
Shuichi : Do you have a better plan?
Kokichi: No.
Shuichi : We're doing it!
Kokichi: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Shuichi , carrying Kokichi: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Kokichi at guards, knocking them out*
Shuichi : Ahh, classic!
Kokichi: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Shuichi , laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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Kokichi , being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…
Shuichi: Literally none of that is true, Shuichi .
Kokichi : Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?