Me: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only (with exceptions). Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Jesse or Ryan (from Infinity Train), or Alberto (from Luca): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Me, heavily blushing : God, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Lake (from Infinity Train): Did you miss me while I was gone?
Me: You were gone?
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Winter King: What's up, motherfuckers!
Me, hopeful: Ryan?
Winter King: Nope!
Me: *sobs on the ground*
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Me: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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Lake: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-
Me: What do you want?
Lake: I've been stuck trying to be friends with Mirror Jesse, because of Tulip, for 2 weeks and he's been drinking all the soy sauce and emptying out our fridge.
Lake: Help.
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Me: Everyone, listen up, I have an announcement to make. Simon Laurent is a BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER–
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Me, watching Adventure Time and, later, Fionna and Cake when it came out: Man, this is a fun, goofy little show. I hope it doesn't spark anything in me–
Marceline, PB, Fern, and Flame Princess: *just show up and start being attractive*
Me: STOP
Finn: *has amazing long hair*
Me: WHEN WILL IT END?!?!
Marshall Lee and Fionna: *exist*
Me: YOU NEED TO STOP.
Ice King: *becomes Simon*
Betty: *just exists now*
Me: GODDAMMIT. If you pull ANYTHING ONE MORE TIME–
The Winter King: Hi!
Me: *curls up and sobs on the ground*
The bisexuality I keep hidden a mental closet because I'm confused: GUESS WHO'S BACK?!
(Just a little note about the statement above, I'm not hiding my bi because I'm scared, I'm hiding it because I'm an EXTREMELY evidence-based person, and I haven't yet had a crush on a girl, so I just keep it in there for the fictional crushes.)
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FanfictionThese are some × reader oneshots based on the fandoms I like! There is also a lot of anecdotes and other mini things I write, to get it off my mind! Enjoy! Credits go to all of the creators of these shows/movies! Disclaimer: any and almost all autho...
