Steven Talks To College Students

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Alligator University

Brontosaurus St

Dinosaur City, Connecticut

College Girls: *walking through campus, chatting*

Steven: Hey, ladies! *clicks his tongue*

College Girls: *walks away from Steven*

Steven: Its chilly today, isn't it?

College Girls: *still walking away*

Steven: I get it! You're shy! I respect that!

Ken: Ahem!!! *arms folded, and scowling at Steven*

Steven: *weakly* Oh no.

Ken: *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

College Girl: Next time, I'll have my pepper spray!

Ken: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*





This story was written on Thursday, November 2nd, 2023.

A/N Steven, leave those college girls alone!! If you're not a college student, then beat it! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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