Creepy Men Always At McDonald's

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McDonald's

West Main St

El Burro, Connecticut

Jasmine: *eating a Big Mac and 10 piece Chicken McNuggets*

Construction Man: Hey, baby girl! You gonna share those nuggets with me?

Jasmine: Get your own!

Construction Man: I just want one nugget!

Jasmine: No!!!

Construction Man: Come on, baby girl!

Jasmine: *pepper sprays the construction man in his eyes* No means no!

Construction Man: My eyes!!! I was just joking! I have to go back to doing road work, but I can't see!

Jasmine: *drinks her Coke*

Woman: Oh, come with me! *takes the construction man into the men's bathroom to wash his eyes*






This story was written on Monday, November 27th, 2023. (Cyber Monday)

A/N Creepy dudes always have to be at McDonald's! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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