Get Lost You Bum!

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Julia Terrace

Middletown, Connecticut

Breanca96: *playing the piano*

African American Man: Baby girl!

Breanca96: What the? Who are you?

African American Man: Got any hush puppies, and Texas Pete hot sauce?

Breanca96: No!

African American Man: This is your Uncle Cleo from Mississippi!

Breanca96: I had so many folks from Tennessee claiming to be my family, now Mississippi?! Get out of here!

African American Man: Come give Uncle Cleo a kiss!

Jasmine: Ew, no! *whacks the Mississippi dude with a cartoon mallet*

African American Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Jasmine: What's next? Kentucky?





This story was written on Sunday, November 12th, 2023.

A/N That man had no business barging into Breanca's house like that! Like, not cool man! Knock! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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