I Have No Family In Louisiana!

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African American Woman: Hey, baby! This is your Aunt Mae from Louisiana!

Breanca96: Uh, no? I don't have family in Louisiana!

African American Woman: Everyone in Shreveport misses you, honey pie!

Breanca96: Will you leave me alone?

African American Woman: Not until you give me a kiss! *puckers her lips*

Me: *hits the Louisiana woman with an iron* Leave my buddy alone!

African American Woman: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*

Breanca96: What a year this has been! This nonsense better not happen in 2024!





This story was written on Tuesday, November 14th, 2023.

A/N Lets be very clear! Breanca doesn't have family in Louisiana! Nor in Mississippi or Tennessee! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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