cote(one shots?)

Kiyopon said what?! (semi REV)

Please note that this is my first story and there may be some spelling mistakes*( I'll try to find them if I ain't lazy at all Yk) 

( newer  Authors note :  semi rev is basically  half revamp meaning that i'm to lazy to actually do the actual full revamp :skull:  also lied I NEVER WANNA DO A REVAMP EVER I'm kidding i'm ONLY doing some  changes here I decided   that the completely revamped version will be a separate chapter cause why not anyway enjoy this semi changed version  :sob:)

Kiyopon said what??

while me and Haruka was doing you know the obvious hanging out in the mall doing the normal taking her shopping bags which when i counted last time was a average 54 total bags and I had to carry them all. all of a sudden a small shiny rock that wasn't even a millimeter long decided to make me trip and causing everything to fall and me as well clearly (not) in pain like a normal human I said what any other person would say 

"OW, that fucking hurts and it hurts so FUCKING MUCH." said the not so monotone Kiyopon "What."  Haruka still processing what i just said since she heard what i said  loud and clear 
"What's wrong Haruka?" I asked fully knowing what's coming next."ki-kiyopon." she slowly moved her head towards me with an expression  like if she a ghost "yes, you need something? you sound very shocked" 

"Did you just" she stopped for a second 
"CRUSE!?!" she said almost screaming on the top of he lungs "Uhm.. who knows. Also why did you scream?" clearly concerned for her.
"BECAUSE I HEARD YOU CURSE?!??" she said while in an shocked yet have angry motherly voice. Suddenly
"What's going on?"  A wild Ichinose appeared out of nowhere.. wait did she hear the whole entire thing?
"KIYOPON IS GROWING"*sobs*" Is she crying?! and why is she even crying and HEY!! i'm not growing, i'm a normal teenager 
"Huh" I can see in her face that she's just as confused as me cause of Haruka's -  I mean my mothers reaction "uhm? cant you be like more specific? what about Ayanokouji" a confused yet semi disturbed Ichinose said to Haruka 

"I mean- HE CURSED?!?!" saying the reason for her whole ass reaction 
"WHAT!" she said... please don't tell me she's going to do the same thing .
"wait isn't cursing like a normal thing too do when you talk- Hey!?" man, didn't even let me finish with what I was going to say  honestly not cool!
"We need to tell everyone NOW." giving me a glare that can turn the manliest man into a chicken. Wowwww... were they always this scary?

After some time...

Its afternoon now *sigh* finally...
"That was troublesome, I really wanted to die there " I said
Today is the day I realized how much people thought about me as a person and attitude 
flashback 

"wait, wait, wait, you're telling me my boyfriend- i mean best friend here can curse?" Wait i thought cursing wasnt shocking at all?  and also i'm not your boyfriend M A S U M I i'm your bff although.. i don't mind  being you're boyfriend- HM HMM off topic 

"Fufufu, as expected of the masterpiece. I guess he's learning human comfort in a way " Arisu? What's that supposed to mean?! The two other girls that drag me into this mess also looked confused like if there brain just stopped working type off confused

"The king has spoken all hail to the KING!!!"*cheers can be heard behind him*huh?!? Hashimoto.? and not the others too. while the other boys are doing what looked have they all are having the time of there life the two girls looked at me and then them back again looking like if they just saw the most disturbing thing ever.
"So you are a normal teenager  like us" Ike... don't compare a normal teenager to the likes of you please don't it'll be an insult to even call you normal what you should've said was that you're below normal 
Most of the girls were shocked to  the point of fainting, how strange...
Yuki's(Himeno)  reaction was kind of surprising to say the least.

Flashback

(AN: Haruka told Ichinose to take care of the rest since she needed to hang out with the rest of the Ayanokouji group without kiyo :sob: betrayal fr)

" HIMENOOOOOO" Ichinose said
"hm?" She responded back eyeing Ichinose like some detective trying to sniff out who's the bad guy 
" You *sob* won't believe it?!?" not with a crying at AGAIN...
"Oh?, don't care." Good,please don't care probably the only time I actually don't want you to care.
"It's about ayanokouji!" She said with.. tears? wait are those part of an act or actual tears. I cant tell 
"!!!" Himeno's alerted??? Wait didn't she NOT care at all?
"What about him" she said in a bored voice, phew close call but that's when... she responded Ichinose  quickly and when I meant quickly I mean instantly threw me to her.. wow the amount of strength she has. to be honest i never knew that she can be strong when she wants too.
" it isn't that serious, please don't escalate the further" I said trying to make my escape and to calm her down.
She didn't listen
"KIYO. Uh HE- HE CURSED" geez that was such a cringe way to say something "important" I could never ever 

( AN: *cough* *cough* introduction scene *cough* *cough*)

Himeno quickly pulled out a lollipop what's she going to do that it?
"Uhm.." I said "what's this for-"  before even realizing it a lollipop is forcibly in my mouth
"Jeosneoakdkiskdjdoksjeiejdhrjrmhhn" I couldn't even talk. What a sad life I live in
" Tell me more NOW" uhm is she trying to get info to blackmail me in the future?!? I have to stop this.( I didn't do anything at all)
" Basically his friend was talking to him when he accidentally fell and he cursed" Why was she was so eager to say that.
"Oh, well then emotionless boy" Yuki YOU  ARE NOT KOENJI
"You'll have to have a date with me now 👍" HUH?!? you and I are only bff's. 
"Nu uh-" another lollipop was now in my mouth. Killing myself after this.

Flashback end (yay)

After all those people went to bombarded  me with questions and a date with Kamuro and Himeno again ( like how does that happen...not complaining though very fun experience(s) ).
"Yes, finally I didn't die due to Kamuro forcing me to drink 50 gallons worth of alcohol thats couldve  kill me and Himeno's lollipops appearing out of nowhere like you are not lollipop-chan your fake the real one is and  will always be Tsubaki 😐." I expressed exhaustedly
Suddenly. Something knocked on my door. Wait, please don't tell me it's her.
"Ayanokouji-kun~" my guess was it was her, Arisu outside of my room right Infront of  my door, *sigh*now isn't the time to be at the door i'm in a bad mood . but the voices and door knocks became louder and louder... I see what's she trying to do but ill do it anyway since  I had enough of this.

" shut the fuck up you 19.99$ 4,2ft real life doll  go back too the factory shop which where you came from  before I open that door and i'll break your cane and then you, you little shit"

The sounds are no longer there... finally I can have some peace and quiet.

I also don't regret saying that and probably never will.
Little did I know...

Tomorrow

"Ayanokouji" horikita said with her phone out in a very serious voice 
"Just need confirmation, did you say this?" now everyone in class D is looking at me like if i'm some villain of a story 
"Mhm, we want to know" everyone of class D said i'm pretty sure they don't even know what's it about 
"This recording belongs too  Arisu,  at exactly 7:55 am she said she wanted to calm you down due to you not being able to handle all those the interactions today that revolved you cursing." That's a lie and I know that damn well hell even Kamuro knows that.

"Well then Ayanokouji tell us did say that too her or NOT"
*sigh* how troublesome JUST as i thought it couldn't get any worse IT DID man THIS IS SOME BULLSH-

END?

Also forgot to mention in this AU Kamuro, Himeno and kiyopon are bffs (lovers- I mean bffs). This will continue so yeah enjoy the stuff that I post. Also about the time I post I'll probably have my own pace since it takes time to think of a one shot and the way to write it. So like yeah I'll just post when it's ready (or I think) if there are any grammar errors please say it! I'll probably fix it if I ain't lazy 😭.) (i said nothing here trust)