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double(not) date?!?

Kiyopons double(not)  date!?

(Authors note: I believe Kiyotaka knows what double date means but for the sake of me da author :) pretend like he doesn't alright 👍 )

"What's a double date again?"
"You don't know?!?" She felt shocked
"Look kei  I don't know what a "double date" means" I told her
*sigh* " an example of a double date is when us, Satou and Hirata 'hung out' "
"Oh... so that was a double date?!?"
"... say one more stupid thing and I'll slap you!" She said glaring at me
"Ok I get that but why are we in my room to be honest with you."
" you're going on a date with both Himeno and Kamuro right?"
"I don't know?"
" i dont know neither but you know... I KNOW IM RIGHT!" Geez don't scream at my face like that.

Also. I don't think that's what they want, not at all kei Karuizawa.

Many hours later...

After that painful session of what ever Kei did to me. All I saw was dark. I wonder what she put on my face. Maybe a blindfold, yeah definitely a blindfold it has too be.

"Are we finished yet?" I asked very kindly
"NO" she shouted
"Hurry, and finish whatever your doing it's been exactly 6 hours 43 minutes 56 seconds and 67 nanoseconds"
"Huh? ITS BEEN THAT LONG?!?" Wait she didn't know?. Wait it's been 6 hours hold on what time is it right now?

"Hey kei" I said
"What's up"
"What time is it"
"7:36pm why?"
"....Oh no"

Another flashback (Yipee)
"So when we'll have this double date?" Yuki asked
Kiyo thoughts: dont know what the term double date means I guess I'll pretend like I do

"Hmm 8:50?" Masumi said
"Nah, that too late plus it'll look like something else will happen due to you know Kiyotaka coming with us"
( AN:I think you guys know right :) )
"Right" she said " so what time do you think Yuki"
"Hmm maybe 8pm"
"Same problem"
"Yeah I guess, what about you Kiyo?"
"7:40?"
" I was thinking of that as well!" They both said.. huh how strange.
"So 7:40 it is" we said
End of flashback!

"I have to go.. now"
"You can't" she said
"Why not kei?" Curiously asking her
"Because I haven't found the perfect clothes for you-"
"So.. this entire time you haven't even done anything for the past 6 hours 45 minutes 56 seconds and 66 Nono seconds."
"Well.. yeah?"
I let out a sigh
"How could this happen too me, I made a mistake" I sang
But.. I have to get there in time. Or I'll be a bad friend and I don't want that.
Kei pov
What I saw was the most shocking thing ever. First off he took off his clothes way too fast. Second of. Is he? HES ALREADY FINISHED PUTTING

ON SHOES AND CLOTHES?!? My head can't process this... he instantly went to eat an ice cream hmm very ayanokouji of him... did he eat that big ass ice cream IN 1 BITE?!? I can't no more, I think I'll faint-

Back to kiyopon pov

After speed-running dressing up and eating like I should cause. I'm the masterpiece after all. I saw a unconscious kei... huh well I could never. Got my keys and ran as fast as I can.

1 second later ( it's actually 1 min 59 sec 56 nano sec 🤓)
" arrived just in time" I said
Knocked on this door. But no one's there
Then
"Ah~" wait that sounded like Yuki
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TOY?!?" Is that Masumi
"Sorry it was to big" Huh that sounds wrong. They are probably doing something I won't disturb them for now ( I didn't)
I knocked once more
No response again
I hope what they are doing isn't what I think it is
" if you don't open me the door I'll open it myself" I'm such a good friend right?
(You know what comes up next)
I grabbed the nearest weapon which was a kei and throw her like a rag doll right to there door let's just say the door is gone. But then
" why are you too naked.."
I realized.. my thought was right... THEY WERE DOING IT. I'm now thinking of something I can do. And guess on what I did run-
BUT SOMEONE DIDNT LET ME..
"Didn't know you were so impatient~" Masumi said
"I can agree" yuki said
"I can explain-"
"Shhh~" they both said very seductively
"Oh no.."
"Just close your eyes.. we'll do the rest our kiyotaka~"
"NOooOooOoO"
Morning
I woke up alone.. in my room
"Phew, thank god it was just a dream"
I did what I usually do you know 1000 push ups etc
Got my school clothes and went to school then I saw those two talk. I went too them
We did the usual talking you know making fun of each other pretty much the norm now. But something feels off. They seems rather wobbly and satisfied don't tell me-
" kiyotaka" they both said
"?, sup"
" thanks for last night you really satisfied us a lot" Masumi  said with a smug smile
"Yeah." Responded yuki after her
Then they whispered me something
"You really satisfied us with that big "thing"
Oh no... don't tell me
"Our kiyotaka"
It was real..
my life as a independent and peaceful and non wanting trouble person is now gone.. I can't believe it IVE DONE THE DEED WITH THEM ( I really didn't mind tho as long it's them to be honest) But anyway OH NOooOooOoOoOooOo and then I hung my head low..
And muttered " so much for a peaceful life"
The end

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