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"Rass yah live good life man,"My mother says as i walk into the kitchen with a few bags with her behind me also holding some other bags she brought.
If unuh think she did a one a dem old 'no cursing' mother deh.. A fool she tek yuh fah.
Lmfao.
"Which good life?Fuck fi know how mi money done within days."I tell her placing the bags down on the counter with a sigh.
"Neva me send yuh up here enuh girl child!Di house look nice tho..All AC Nosa!"She says now looking around with her hands on her hips.
I smile.
You know how we we're on call and she wouldn't tell me when she was coming?.The lady did a come the next day.
With one bagga tings.
Kill mi dead a market she just come from di way how she full a plastic bag.
Mighty god.
A true.
"Mi affi guh spend a night wid yuh one a dem day here..yuh fada too touches."She says walking up to the counter and taking things out the plastic bag.
I make up my face.
"Mummy wah do yuh dawg.."I replied and she laughed before telling me to help her take the stuff out.
I did exactly that.
"Yuh hear from romeo??"She suddenly asks and i frown thinking.
Last mi hear from him a long long time when him did mussi wah mi dance inna music video.Nuh know who him think have time fi dat enuh.
"No actually...kehlani man too distant."I say jokingly as i open the fridge hearing her gasp.
"Mi puss jook!Dem deh yah now??!"I jump at how loud her voice is whipping my head around looking at her as i place things in the fridge.
Di lady tell yuh nothing affi you??.
Clearly a me she buy them fah cause a couldn't nobody else.
"No mum a likkle joke mi a run..kehlani like's him tho and him?.Mi deven know wah fi think.Fucka nah show no sign's of liking her but i know he does."I tell her moving away from the fridge and back to the bags.
She hisses."Mi nuh know who romeo tink him a fool..Him like e girl yerr?Him just love move fool fool and a mek e batta ears gyal own him up.Hate har yuh fret."She says lowering her voice at the last part.
"Mum nuh you always a tell people say hate is a strong wor-"She cuts me off."Shh.Him deh wid one slimmaz.shorter than lani enuh?when i tell you skaii..a fuss mi smell one gyal suh green and stink!"She says clapping her hands and i burst out laughing.
A muss joke dis.
"Yah laugh fah?!,A serious sum!.Him come link yuh bad breed pupa wid har backaa him like tail.She a talk to we and it look like all har mouth green to pussy clat."She continues.
