Character bio/My au explained (Heros)

Swag 😎🪖 and Chris 😑🪖

Names: Swagmaster96969696 and Chris

Occupations: Soldiers, fast food workers, and police guards

Friends: Mario, Meggy, Misty, Melony, Eva, Jay, Eddie, Mabel, Maya, Scarlett, Axol, Luigi, Saiko, Desti, Largret, Karen, Katie, Zach, Cory, Tari, SMG3, Belle, Rob, Whimpu, Jubjub, SMG3, Kaizo, Auri Bori, Hal Monitor, SMG4, Tari, Lamar, Sofia, Theo, Lucinia, Marco, Masa, Evelyn, Satsuki-Chan, and Bo

Enemies: The SMG4 Crew (Sometimes), each other (Sometimes), Bowser, Waluigi, Wario, Francis (Deceased), SMG3 (Formerly), Zerø (Deceased), Niles (Deceased), SMG4 (It's gotta be perfect), Bob (Sometimes), Lawyer Kong (Deceased), Nintendo (Lawsuit arc), and One Shot Wren (Deceased)

Weapons/Skills: Military/police academy training, a tank, rocket launchers, guns, combat skills, dancing skills (Swag), intelligence (Chris), and teamwork skills

Personalities: Swag - (very snarky, prideful, arrogant, self-centered, and caring (sometimes))

Chris - (more sensible than Swag, good-natured, and has a decent sense of justice)

Likes: Their friends ( Mario, Meggy, Misty, Melony, Eva, Jay, Eddie, Mabel, Maya, Scarlett, Axol, Luigi, Saiko, Desti, Largret, Karen, Katie, Zach, Cory, Tari, SMG3, Belle, Rob, Whimpu, Jubjub, SMG3, Kaizo, Auri Bori, Hal Monitor, SMG4, Tari, Lamar, Sofia, Theo, Lucinia, Marco, Masa, Evelyn, Satsuki-Chan, and Bo), women (Swag), dancing (also Swag), being a dick to everyone (Swag yet again), helping people (Chris), and each other (mostly)

Dislikes: Their enemies, the other nearly dying (both), being disrespected (Swag), Swag being an absolute dick (Chris), and Swag being annoying (Chris again)

Goals: Help stop Francis and the anime cartel, help save Meggy, help stop Lawyer Kong from controlling Nintendo and suing SMG4, help Meggy save everyone in the simulation, and help stop SMG4 from going crazy (All Succeeded). Help A.S.S ban anime in the mushroom kingdom (abandoned; failed)