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walter white x glamrock freddy

this wasn't a request I just thought of it in my own silly little mind.

but im back from the dead bitches

one last oneshot before the end of the year wooooooooo

this is kinda shit so bare (bear?) with me
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mista white pov
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some people call me a chef, cuz boy can I cook.

who up cooking meth rn?? #me.

I'm currently in my little van meth lab absolutely COOKING when all of a sudden I hear metal clanging from outside the door

I start to panic, because holy shit I'm making meth in tbr middle of the desert and there's someone outside like what if it's a cop

I peep out the window to find- an animatronic robot?

I become puzzled, because his bright coloring is something I've never seem before

I accidently make a noise, and he turns in my direction, eyes (literally) lighting up with LEDS

I duck down, afraid

"emily, is that you?" I hear him ask

now idk who tf emiky is because I'm Walter. Walter white. Walter Hartwell white.

I stay quiet, until I hear him banging the door down

I wanna get banged by him (jkjk unless)

he steps in, and sees me crouched down in my undies, like a good, submissive. breedable little pup. mm yeah I just want to get bred by him mmm yeah fill me with your seed and knot me I just want to get rawdogged by this animatronic- wait what.

I get snapped out of my thoughts by his robotic voice, "woah, you're not emily" he says, noticing that I am clearly not an emily

"who tf is emily" I ask

"well uh," he starts to get flustered. cute. "she's the 12 year old that I arranged to meet up with- after all, they programmed us new generation glamrock animatronics with uh- urges" he admits, pointing down to his swollen pelvic plate that's almost ready to pop off his body. "oh I'm freddy btw- glamrock freddy fazber" he says, because the author forgot to introduce the characters and is adding that now

I'm gagged by this. "hi frebby I'm Walter white but uhhhh you were here to meet a 12 year old girl? freddy that's illegal !!!!!!!!!!! also I think emily is 13."

his eyes go wide- "she said she was 12 !!!!!"

(plzplzplz say someone gets the joke)

"freddy, engaging in sexual acts with minors is illegal, and could get you in huge trouble. The age of consent in New Mexico is 17 years of age. If an adult, or an individual who is over the age of 18, has sex with a minor between 13 and 16 years of age, that adult can be prosecuted for 4th-degree criminal sexual penetration.There are different standards that apply when an offender is in a position of authority or trust over the minor, such as coaches, teachers, or employers. In these situations, an individual should assume that the age of consent is at least 18 years of age.The age of consent is an important concept because it helps protect individuals from sexual exploitation as well as abuse. Engaging in sexual activities with an individual who is below the age of consent is considered illegal and may result in criminal charges, including:

Statutory rape;
Sexual assault;
Sexual abuse of a minor.

so freddy- plz don't fuck minors." we both look at the theoretical camera and give a thumbs up, concluding this psa.

freddy looks sad, and he is obviously horny.

"but freddy, do you know who isn't a minor?" I say seductively, getting on my knees in front of him, in only my underwear and apron.