Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

thatveganteacher x turkey

A/N:

lmao im not dead. im here, updating this book:)

so, how we liking the new cover? 🤭

I think its fantastic. 10/10 designing skills. immaculate.

ok. anywhoo-

sorry for not updating. I dont have a valid reason. Oops.

I wish I had drafts to post but all my oneshots are written in one sitting so-

anyways, I'll stop talking.

enjoy :)

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thatveganteacher's pov
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to hell i go-

I dont think God will ever forgive me for this savory turkey leg shoved up my ass-

ok wait-
lemme backtrack and explain.

tis' Thursday, November 26, 2020. aka Thanksgiving day. honestly, fuck Thanksgiving. its shit. all you do is eat unvegan food. gross.

but ever since the corndog incident-
meat just makes me go FERAL.

so yeah- turkey day. a rather pointless holiday. but i was at dinner with my non- vegan family, and what do I see?

turkey. yummy, delicious, savory turkey. mmmmmmmmmmm-

my cewchie throbbed 😛

I couldn't take it anymore. I needed that turkey in my tight hole 😛

so what did I do? I snatched 2 turkey legs off the table, and ran to the bathroom.

I ofc got weird stares from my family, but idc. I was extremely horknee.

I ran to the bathroom and frantically slammed the door closed. I couldn't wait much longer.

I then ripped my pants off in a frantically rush.

then I sat on the counter and shoved 1 savory, buttery, seasoned turkey leg right in my sopping wet cooch.

the steaming hot turkey leg burned, but I liked the pain 😏

I then shoved the other one in my asshole. yummy. it'll get seasoned by my caca.

I then slowly trusted in and out both holes at the same time, letting the turkey leg get covered in my juices and caca. just adding a bit more salty flavoring 🥰

I then felt myself getting near my climax. my moaning a whimpering was too loud, I just know my family could hear.

I then released, letting out my creamy liquids and loud ass moans. but before I could pull out the turkey leg, all the meat fell off the bone into my puthy.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEE" I screamed. I needed to get it out. I then ran to the kitchen, but naked, and grabbed a knife. I them thrusted into me, getting all the turkey out with the sharp knife.

my coochie was bleeding. ow.

but then I served the salty turkey to my family. they enjoyed it. yum yum yum.

they also enjoyed my caca turkey.

one week later:

lmao that bitch fuckin died. she dead. dead as hell. rip ms. kadie. her coochie wasn't a gorilla grip, so she couldn't handle the internal bleeding the knife gave her. the end.

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ion know man.

happy Thanksgiving :)

I'm thankful for ya'll.

hope you enjoyed:)

yeah. peace 😜✌