I have no motivation to write another chapter and I just hit 3k reads so here you go, some incorrect quotes. Thanks btw.
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Sagittarius- What do You do when life gives you lemons?
Leo- Carve them into pinecones?
Aries- play catch with them?
Capricorn- make lemonade and find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
Sagittarius- MARRY ME
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Libra-.... *reading*
Pisces-.... *reading*
Cancer- Is this called hanging out? *whispering*
Gemini- For bookworms? Yeah. *whispering*
Aquarius- Why are we whispering again? *whispering*
Cancer- ...
Gemini- ...
Aquarius- ...
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Taurus- I call it a near death experience.
Gemini- I call it a vibe check from God.
Scorpio- be right back. Gotta stab myself in the eye.
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Capricorn- fuck-
Virgo- Language!
Leo- Shit!
Virgo- Language!
Sagittarius- What the actual fuck is wrong with you three shitheads?
Virgo- Language!
Scorpio- What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, dude?
Virgo-...
Virgo- What the fuck.
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Libra- *enters*
Pisces- Today before we begin
Cancer- we shall rice
Aquarius- Lettuce pray
Everyone prays
Gemini- Ramen
Libra- ...*exits and facepalms*
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Scorpio- Hey uh Capricorn? I just-
Capricorn- *sneering*
Scorpio- Okay...?
Virgo- Don't sweat it. She's holding a grudge against you for what you did with Taurus.
Taurus- *in the distance* But I forgive you Scorpio!
Capricorn- NO YOU DON'T!
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Capricorn- I HATE YOU
Leo- WELL I HATE YOU TOO
*more arguing*
Meanwhile
Sagittarius- It's giving enemies to lovers vibes.
Gemini- Nah, It's giving old couple vibes.
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Libra- And then we can drag their bodies and throw them in a long and elongated water body so that it takes longer for anyone to find them.
Pisces- So if I stab them or hit them with an object, The blood will spatter. How do I get rid of it?
Libra- Use Hydrogen Peroxide or White Vinegar that should do the job.
Pisces- Will I get caught though?
Libra- If you want to get away with it smoothly, you have to freeze the body first and then warm it up slightly. This will make it seem that they died a couple of hours late-
Aquarius- What are you guys talking about?
Pisces- Planning two murders.
Cancer- What
Aquarius- The
Cancer- Fuck
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Narrator- If it's your ex-best friend's birthday today and she broke your heart on your birthday and made it hell and now she is celebrating her own birthday happily, Clap your hands!
Author- *clap clap*
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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT believe what I wrote in the second-last quote. I simply copied it from 'As Good As Dead'.
Happy New Year btw. I know I'm late-
Adios!
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