( Ok this Chapter is really long so its going to be a three parts...Maybe )
It was the middle of the night and you and the girls were in the school hunting for some Ghosts and you had found some...actually a shit ton of them and though were killing them all not one of you have had one single coin from them
BLAM BLAM
BOOOM
SLICING AND DICING
BOOOM
You: ( pulled out your Cross and aimed it at the Ghosts ) In the name of the father the son And- Oh for fuck sake you get the idea so just die.
( your Cross shines and burns the Ghosts away but nothing...no coins )
Stocking: Ugh...Can a sista get paid?! For real!
Panty: Right? How many of these fuckers have we killed?!
Stocking: Way more than the shit change we've been gettin' for 'em!
Panty: Dude, Little Miss Garter was full of shit. "Easy money," my hot ass!
You: I don't Understand we have doing this for a long time what the hell are we doing wrong?
You and the girls take a break as you were waiting outside for them in the lady's bathroom while they were having a break...peeing that is...and they were having a chat as well.
Stocking: Not that I mind being completely bored all goddamn day in a high school, but I mind being completely bored goddamn day in high school.
Panty: I mean, Jesus! Remember when killing Ghosts was fun?! [...] It's like whenever I do anal: great in theory but so not worth the pain.
Stocking: Too much information.
Panty: It'd be different if I was having some fun! But these Ghosts are lame. Lame-o! [... She looks up and she sees a small Ghost] Hello, screamer, now that's more like it! HEY Y/N GET IN HERE WE HAVE A GHOST!!
You entered the bathroom and looked up and saw it.
You:....Wow...that thing looks so damm small and pathetic...I almost pity it
the girls then grabbed the little guy and they pinned him down.
Stocking: Okay, this guy is pathetic. I don't know if he should count as a Ghost.
Panty: I don't give a shit as long as it knows how to holler!
Loser Ghost: That's what she said! ( it says as it slips from there grasp and runs away and jumps in the toilet.
Panty: Ew... That was gross.
Stocking: You asked for it! Havin' fun yet?
Panty: Fuck that! I'm not stickin' my fist in there!
Stocking: Not often you get to say that!
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Panty and Stocking - The Exorcist
Fanfiction18+ Panty and Stocking are fallen angels and the only way for them to go back is to get Heavenly coins...buts that's a bit hard on account of them messing around eating Sweet's and fucking like horny mutts...But that's not all...you're living with...