𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐦; 𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐱

16‣ 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮

"And who was that, who had you dropping your panties?" Felix gasps at his friend's words, thwacking his arm lightly as they walk toward the restaurant a few steps away from them "Panties! what is that language, Kim Seungmin, you're an intellect do not behave so crassly" Felix clicks his tongue in mock disappointment and Seungmin rolls his eyes "Yes, and as an intellect, I think he looked like he kills people for a living" Felix couldn't do anything but gasp again at Seungmin's statement 

"Min, seriously! That's not it at all" Felix defends Hyunjin even if he is also unaware of Hyunjin's profession, the man could very well be a hitman for all Felix knows but he's not going to give up the argument "Felix you need to think wisely before you start hanging out with strangers you met at a bar, what were you even doing with him and how many times have you two already slept together by now?" Seungmin questions, clearly worried for his friend who sighs heavily, smelling the lecture from miles away 

"A few times, and we were shopping--It's a long story so let it be, okay? I'm safe, he's good for the most part, hadn't made any attempts to kidnap me or sell my organs so you've got nothing to worry about" The shorter laces his arm with Seungmin and leans on it, overly affectionate because he loves Seungmin who only sighs and shakes his head "I can't get my words across you no matter how much I try" Seungmin licks his lips and prays to the heavens above that Felix's rash decisions wouldn't end him in trouble. 

within minutes, they were on the second floor of the restaurant and Felix was gasping, running towards the table the rest of his friends were at. He immediately flew open his arms and squealed "Oh my god, my baby!" his voice came out high-pitched, completely opposite of his naturally low voice while the said baby; a grown man seemingly his age, gasps the same way, grinned just like Felix and immediately gets up from his seat to run into Felix's arm as the two twirl around, laughing and giggling amid the restaurant, uncaring of the people glaring at them

"You've grown so much! How have you been?" Felix parts from the hug and pats the man's head who's still smiling brightly, his squishy cheeks doubling in size "You met six months ago, he's still as short as last time" Remarks Seungmin from Felix's side, rolling his eyes with his arms curled over his chest as the two men ignored him entirely, knowing better than to banter with him "I've missed you so much, lixie pixie my little mixie" The man leans in to kiss Felix and before Felix can (jokingly?) pucker his lips, he already has his hands on the blue-haired's cheeks and pulls his face to the side, kissing his cheek while the other men at the table chuckle and Seungmin yet again rolls his eyes

buckle in, a lot of eye-rolling in about to come from Seungmin's side within the next few hours, solely because he's a complete menace. "I've missed you too, Sungie baby" Felix coos and a voice breaks their adorable interaction (They're grown men coddling each other, kissing, and making baby voices, I don't know if this can really be called adorable) "You're disturbing everyone's dinner" and there need to be made no guesses who it is because It's Seungmin, obviously. Felix sighs and peels his body from the man, only to wrap an arm around his frame as they plop down onto their respective chairs and immediately start chattering about how long it has been and how the man should visit more frequently

Minutes later, a clear of the throat takes the two friends away from their shared world as they look behind the man and find someone in black clothing and slicked-back hair, sitting with his hand on Felix's friend's thigh and a smile on his lips "Oh my god, Minho Hyung! I didn't even see you, Hey! how are you?" Felix immediately gasps and turns fully to speak with said Minho who smiles further at him "I'm good, Felix. How's everything with you?" Felix's smile deepens as he is reminded of how he spent his day earlier "Good, it's good" He can't help the thing his stomach is doing

"How's Chan?" Minho's boyfriend questions casually and for a split second, there's a pin-drop silence on the table before it's disturbed. Changbin who was quietly sipping on his champagne had begun coughing, Seungmin's phone from his hand nearly dropped and Felix's smile fell as quick as it could, raising worry in the couple "Is everything okay?" the brunette asked again, looking around their friends as Felix clears his throat and looks down at his lap, peeling himself from his friend "Actually, uh...Chan and I broke up, Sung" Felix speaks with a chuckle, trying to play it off as cool but the man gasps and Seungmin clenches his jaw