Happy Clown

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Happy Clown Pizza Restaurant

Silly St

Sillyville, Connecticut

Dante: What kind of pizza restaurant is this?

Radio: *jovial voice* Welcome To Happy Clown! The greatest, most happiest pizza restaurant on Earth! Get two large two topping pizzas for just five bucks, by using a coupon! Happy Clown! Where the smiles never go away!

Me: This place has a lot of kids!

Girl: I love Happy Clown! *eating her cheese pizza*

And--here-we-are: Everyone is so happy here!

Waitress: *smiling big* What can I get you guys?

Girl: *sighs and faints after eating her pizza*

Dante: Oh snap!

Boy: *does the same*

Me: I think we should go.

And--here-we-are: Good call!

Waitress: *still smiling big* Wait, don't you want some pizza?

Kids: *out cold with smiles on their faces*








This story was written on Friday, February 23rd, 2024.

A/N This Happy Clown pizza joint has my suspicions raised! Why did every kid faint after eating their pizza? 🤨 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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