((Looking back on this book, I realized a few comments kept saying Bidoof is the real God, and luckily I know the memes of Bidoof well, so have this!))
*Within the Hisui Region, Arceus has finally track down a Pokemon that is stronger than human technology...*
Arceus: "We finally meet, Bidoof! Your abnormality would be your downfall this day for I—"
*Bidoof simply walks over to Arceus slowly*
Arceus: "—Wait, what are—!?
Stay back!"*Arceus backs away, but Bidoof continued to approach him*
Arceus: "Dear me! This can't be! You—
You dare to overthrow me!?"Bidoof: "I Am Inevitable..."
Arceus: "YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION! SPARE ME YOU FIEND!!"
*As if he forgot he was God in the first place, Arceus flees, his face was pale with fear. However, Bidoof didn't give chase, it instead chuckled*
Bidoof: "Works everytime!"
*Bidoof then goes to eat some berries like nothing ever happened.*
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Legendary Pokémon Shinanigans
RandomThis is just my head cannons for The Legendarys from The Pokémon Franchise. Also, how do you spell Pokémon names correctly without a guide!? I can't seem to remember how to spell Yvental...