Bidoof

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((Looking back on this book, I realized a few comments kept saying Bidoof is the real God, and luckily I know the memes of Bidoof well, so have this!))

*Within the Hisui Region, Arceus has finally track down a Pokemon that is stronger than human technology...*

Arceus: "We finally meet, Bidoof! Your abnormality would be your downfall this day for I—"

*Bidoof simply walks over to Arceus slowly*

Arceus: "—Wait, what are—!?
Stay back!"

*Arceus backs away, but Bidoof continued to approach him*

Arceus: "Dear me! This can't be! You—
You dare to overthrow me!?"

Bidoof: "I Am Inevitable..."

Arceus: "YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION! SPARE ME YOU FIEND!!"

*As if he forgot he was God in the first place, Arceus flees, his face was pale with fear. However, Bidoof didn't give chase, it instead chuckled*

Bidoof: "Works everytime!"

*Bidoof then goes to eat some berries like nothing ever happened.*

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