Legendary Pokémon Shinanigans

Manmade Club

Mewtwo: "Okay, everyone here?"

Zygrade: "Yes."

Type: Null 1: "I'm here."

Type: Null 3: "Hi..."

Shadow Mewtwo: "I exist as well. Say, shouldn't the Genesect colony be here?"

*The other three look at him like he said a trigger word. Null 3 was confused*

Shadow Mewtwo: "Did... Did I do something wrong?"

Type: Null 1: "... No..."

Zygrade: "Eternatus kind of... Killed the leader..."

Shadow Mewtwo: "Oh... Huh."

*A minute of awkward silence passes*

Mewtwo: "... Anyway, the reason why I called this club meeting because-"

Type: Null 1: "-You wanted to end humans?"

Type: Null 3: "-Uh..."

Zygrade: "-Have a crush on someone!?"

Shadow Mewtwo: "Someone is bothering you-"

Mewtwo: "first of all, what the f*** Zygrade!? Second, no, mom will ground me again. And third, Shadow, who do you think it is?"

Shadow Mewtwo: "Oh-ho?"

Mewtwo: "Exactly."

Zygrade: "What about them? They're finally gone... It's been a lot more peaceful if you ask me."

Mewtwo: "Even though Oh-ho was annoying to us, he wasn't for a few others. And I can see that."

Type: Null 1: "So, what you're saying is we should get Oh-ho back? Sounds a bit suspicious to me... How will we know he won't be there?"

Type: Null 3: "Who's he?"

Shadow Mewtwo: "Yeah, who?"

Mewtwo, Zygrade, and Type: Null 1: "... Kyrem."

Shadow Mewtwo: "Didn't he get banished at some point?"

Type: Null 3: "Legendaries can get banished?"

Type: Null 1: "Yep."

Mewtwo: "Nobody saw it. Not even Arceus himself. But rumours are that he's what caused Rayquaza to act like she is now... And the incident with Reshiram and Zecrom..."

Zygrade: "And since nobody saw, Kyrem took the liberty to banish himself!"

Type: Null 1: "Never to be seen again. Not even in the Unova region..."

Mewtwo: "But, there's no way that Oh-ho would ever end up with him! The bird lives in the Johto region! Unova and Johto are quite far apart if I believe."

Type: Null 1: "I wouldn't be too sure..."

Type Null 3: "Well... Should we bring Eternatus? If he could take down a Genesect, then he could take down Kyrem!"

Shadow Mewtwo: "And, I'll get to finally meet him-"

Mewtwo: "No! We're not doing that! I was a witness on that, 'Field trip' and it got messy! And besides, I-"

Zygrade: "I vote on Eternatus. And actually, let's just do Eternatus. I don't want to see that stupid rainbow bird for awhile..."

Type: Null 1: "We can't leave Eternatus alone. We want him to feel like a living being, not a weapon. So, I say Reshiram and Zecrom go with him. So they can have revenge!"

Shadow Mewtwo and Type Null 3: "Agreed!"

Zygrade: "Good enough for me!"

*Mewtwo sighed in defeat*

Mewtwo: {This isn't gonna end well..."

Shadow Mewtwo and Zygrade: {We can hear you.}

*Mewtwo sighed again*

Mewtwo: "I guess I shall call this club meeting to a close..."