✘ SOVIET'S POV ✘
We didn't even know where we were going.
Just left the palace and started roaming around German territory-
"Should we light something up?" Third Reich randomly asked, Soviet gave him a glare.
"You dumb shitass, WHAT IF WE KILL SOMETHING AND THEN WE GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE?!" [-SOVIET]
"OKAY! OKAY! CHILL!" [-THIRD REICH]
"Mandarin..." Weimar said, looking up at the sky.
I think its 2:10 PM- So why is Weimar looking at the sky saying "Mandarin?"
Then all of a sudden, Soviet was being tackled by Third Reich.
Why.
Just why.
"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!" Soviet yelled, fighting Third Reich back.
"Nah I'm Third Reich." Reich said, I swear I'm gonna kill this roach.
Soviet grabbed Reich's arm and threw him off of him.
That was easier than expected.
"Your good at knocking me off of you- Weimar can't even do that." [-THIRD REICH]
Damn Weimar must be pretty weak.
Wait- where's Weimar?
Soviet looked around the area, huh. I can't find him- WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.
Soviet got up and ran to the nearest mini forest, as he started to run- Third Reich decided to also follow.
Why do I smell smoke...?
Halfway through the mini forest, I think I could see fire... WAIT A MINUTE-
Soviet stopped running, Third Reich also stopped running. I think Reich can smell that too.
"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME WEIMAR!" Soviet shouted, Third Reich looked like he understood what was going on and giggled.
"FIREEEEEEEEEE!!!" Third Reich yelled out, he ran towards the fire.
Why.
The.
Fuck.
Would.
YOU.
DO.
THAT.
Yeah I guess I've hanging out with a bunch of stupid idiots.
Soviet ran to the fire, seeing Weimar and Third Reich lighting the trees up.
We're getting in so much trouble...
"GUYS STOP LIGHTING THE STUPID TREES UP!" Soviet yelled from a distance, Weimar and Third Reich looked at each other and shrugged. They stopped lighting the trees up and ran to Soviet.
"Boring but okay." [-WEIMAR REPUBLIC]
"I thought you were the mature one here?" [-SOVIET UNION]
"Yeah whatever, I was bored. Anyways what should we do?" [-WEIMAR REPUBLIC]
"Uhhh I think we should get out of here first before that fire reaches us-" Third Reich grabbed Weimar and Soviet's hand and started to drag them out of the forest.
When they were all out, Soviet looked back and could see a lot of smoke.
Yeeeeesh- we should really get out of here!
...
We arrived back at the palace, not knowing what to do- we just took out some puzzle game.
"Okay, uhm where does this puzzle piece go-?" [-WEIMAR REPUBLIC]
"You dumbfuck. That goes over here!" Reich shouted, pointing to a corner of the puzzle.
"You two are fucking STUPID! THAT PIECE GOES OVER HERE!" Soviet yelled, pointing to an empty spot near the western side of the puzzle.
"NO IT DOESNT! LOOK!" Third Reich yelled, snatching the puzzle piece Weimar had and tried to add it to the northeastern corner.
"You are a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!!" Soviet yelled, tackling Third Reich to the death.
HE GOTTA LEARN WHICH PUZZLE GOES WHERE!
THAT PUZZLE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE AN ENDING IN A SINGLE FUCKING SIDE.
He's so damn STUPID!!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" [-THIRD REICH]
"SHUT UP BEFORE I-" Soviet started, before I what? Hmmmm, idk punch him? "BEFORE I BEAT THE LIVING LIFE OUT OF YOU!"
"WEIMAR HELP ME!!!!" Third Reich shouted, Weimar looked at them.
"I ain't trying to die today so uh, your gonna be okay!" [-WEIMAR REPUBLIC]
"I'm gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeee." [-THIRD REICH]
"STAY DOWN!" [-SOVIET UNION]
"REVERSE IT!" Third Reich suddenly shouted, pulling out one of the reverse cards from Kploy. (Yes another made up game. ITS PRONOUNCED K-ploy)
"You little- you know what? Fine just don't kill me." Soviet let go of Third Reich and then before he knew it, Third Reich started beating the life out of him.
(Just imagine a little idiotic sibling beating the living shit out of the other one bc one ate the other's last ice cream and the other that ate the ice cream is just dead on the floor)
"Uhhh Soviet? Are you okay-?" Weimar asked, Soviet did a thumbs up in the air.
"Okay." Weimar continued the puzzle.
What a fine day.
Done!!! I kept getting stuck but at least I finished this chapter, right?
QNA: Favorite fandom?
MINES IS EITHER COUNTRYHUMANS OR SONIC PRIME (they so silly and it makes me rage)
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FanfictionFuck time lol It was 1904, the Soviet Union met Third Reich by accident but soon became very good friends, they got separated when WW1 came around- but reunited when WW2 came. Soviet trusted Third, but he didn't expect his "best friend" to betray hi...
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