Marvel characters react to Skye A.O.S

'Kids got balls' (s1 ep 3)

INT: Bus briefing room

COULSON: The man's a prisoner, and it's up to us to get him out.

WARD: We've checked the specs. There's no way into Quinn's compound without a large S.H.I.E.L.D. strike force or a man inside. He's got neodymium laser fencing surrounding the property.

COULSON: They'll never allow a strike force into Malta. Plus, this weekend, Quinn worldwide's got its annual shareholders gathering. We'd risk global outrage, but ...

MAY: If we go in alone ...

COULSON: S.H.I.E.L.D. can disavow us, claim ignorance.

MAY: Without a man inside, it's impossible, unless you're immune to pulse laser emissions.

FITZ: If we had a monkey, we could get in.

SIMMONS: Ugh, Fitz!

FITZ: If we had a small monkey, he could slip through the sensors and disable the fence's power source with his adorable little hands.

Skye: -laughs a little-

SKYE: I could go in.

Tony: That's dangerous.

Skye: Don't you think I know that.

Natasha: You'll end up dead or something

May: They've got a point Skye.

WARD: Drop me in the hills outside of Valletta. I'll spend a few weeks establishing a cover, gathering intel—

COULSON: Hall doesn't have a few weeks.

SIMMONS: And to restate, any Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. caught on Maltese soil can be shot to death with bullets—

FITZ: Yeah.

SIMMONS: —legally.

[phone tapping sounds continue through scene as Skye types on her phone while the scene goes on, even while she's talking]

SKYE: Not me. I could go in

Yelena: Looks like she's doing something on her phone.

Skye: I probably am. I probably have an amazing idea

WARD: Skye, this is serious.

COULSON: Wait. What are you saying?

SKYE: Well, I'm not an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., so I can go in without breaking all these stupid rules.

Yelena: And she wouldn't get shot to death going there.

Natasha: mhm. Still dangerous

SIMMONS: International laws.

WARD: This isn't something the Rising Tide can hack, Skye.

FITZ: Did you hear the deadly lasers part? Without a brave monkey—

SKYE: You said you could go in with a man inside.

MAY: And you want to be that man?

SKYE: Fitz-Simmons loved the guy, and he needs help. They could be torturing him, or worse, making him do strength-training.

Peter P: I live for your humour

Skye: -smiles- of course you do. I'm funny.

[typing stops]

WARD: But you don't have the background or clearance or experience with any of this.