Kai: Dudes... If rain comes out of the clouds, is the sky essentially peeing on us?
Jake: Uhm...
Tom: What
Ellie: The
Gabby: Actual
Fiore: Living
Alec: Fuck
Trevor: Whats going on?
Ashley: @Derek, whats going on?
Derek: Oh dear lord, Kai is high again....
Derek: Sis, Stop lumping me with your castmates, I'm not their babysitter. -_-
Kai: If you jump off a building, does it count as skydiving?
Jake: No, It counts as suicide.
Dan: Uhmm.... Jake? You okay there?
Jake: What, It's true.
Kai: Why did Tom enter the show as a spy if he was gonna get fired anyway?
Ellie: That's what I'm thinking for the Sheriff Himbo.
Tom: gawdamn that mute button be lookin MIGHTY FINE AND SMEXY TODAY AWOOOGGGAAA
Kai: Are children basically just the human versions of fetuses?
Jake: I mean if you're talking about Fiore, then yes.
Ashley: JAKE PLEASE 💀
Derek: @Kristal if you don't get your ass over here and get this mf outta here so help me
Kai: If seahorses are the only male mammals who can give birth to babies, does this mean we just saw MPreg?
Tom: Kai, Stop.
Ellie: Yeah, It's bad enough I had to go to the internet and read thos3 crappy mpreg shit back then
Jake: Ellie what the actual living fuck duck jackin in san diego and Derek fucking Trevors wet ass pussy is wrong with you?
Trevor: Wait what?
Kai: And if Kristal and Derek were half siblings who shares the same dad, does that mean the plant baby in all stars is ALSO their half sibling?
Jake: ...........
Tom: ...........
Ellie: ...........
Gabby: ...........
Lill: ...........
Will: ...........
Fiore: ...........
Dan: ...........
Drew: ...........
Trevor: ...........
Alec: What the fuck is wrong with you Kai?
Kristal: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Alec: SHUT UP WHAT IM SAYING IS TRUE
Kristal: I MEANT WHY THE FUCK IS KAI HERE
Kristal: AND WHY IS HE HIGH?
Derek: IDK, HE'S YOUR CASTMATE SIS, YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM.
Kristal: Sorry about that guys.
Kristal has kicked Kai out of the groupchat.
Kristal: There, he's gone now.
Derek: Good, and if anyone DARES to bring up that shitty season that is A stars....
Derek: Things are gonna get .... Nasty.
Alec: Understandable.
Okay, Maybe this chapter didn't have much fucked up questions like last time.
But I hoped you enjoyed it a bit.
See ya~~
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Disventure Camp Chat shenanigans
Random"Oompa loompa doopadee doo Im making a DC groupchat book" It should be obvious what this book is all about. (Takes place after All-Stars)
