Trevor: Derek, Honey. Please, It's my turn to cuddle with my baby.
Ellie: IM SORRY WHAT
Trevor: SHIT, WRONG CHAT.
Trevor has left the groupchat.
Gabby: What the hell happened here?
Ellie: Trevor and Derek have a baby.
Tom: Holy shit
Jake: Holy shit
Gabby: Holy shit
Dan: Holy shit
James: Holy shit
Lake: Holy shit
Tess: Holy shit
Gabby: HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTT
Aiden: WHY WHEN YOU SEE GUYS FIGHT
Alec: What the actual living fuck
Jake: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Tom: BRUH AGAIN 💀
Aiden: NOOOOOOO, THE HEATHERS CHAIN IS BROKEN 😭😭😭😭😭
Gabby: ALEC YOU FUCKING BITCH
Ashley has joined the groupchat.
Ashley: Whats going on here?
Ellie: TREVEK IS CANON.
Gabby: AND THEY HAD A BABY
Ashley: WHAT
James: WHAT
Lake: WHAT
James: WHAT
Tom: WHAT
Jake: WHAT
Alec: How the fuck is that even possible?
Jake: AGAIN
Gabby: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
Alec: Ok first of all, I'm not THAT old.
Alec: Secondly, you know what I meant back there right?
Alec: How tf did Trevor and Derek have a baby, if both of them were males?
Alec: They can't get pregnant, and males can't get pregnant.
Aiden: Except for seahorses and this plant thing.
Tom: What plant thing Aiden?
Aiden has sent a picture.
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Tom: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
Aiden: Evidence that proves that males cant get pregnant unless its a seahorse or that thing.
James: AIDEN BABY WHAT THE FUCK.
Gabby: EWWWWWWW
Alec: Well that is an image that will scar me for life.
Jake: gawdammn that cyanide pill be lookin MIGHTY FINE AND SMEXY TODAY AWWOOOOGGGAAAA
Tom: JAKE HON NO
Jake has left the groupchat
Tom has left the groupchat.
Lake: Aiden why.
Aiden: What? We were all thinking the same thing.
Riya: True, where the hell did that thing come from?
Derek has joined the groupchat.
Derek: What the fuck is going on here?
Gabby: scroll up.
Derek: Okay...
Derek: Alright, First things first.
Derek: Me and Trevor were talking about the pet duckling Little Billy.
Gabby: BABY DUCKLING? AWWWW, THATS SO CUTE!!!
Derek: Yeah, and we have this sorta weird routine where we take turns on who cuddles with Little Billy or as Trevor calls it "His baby".
Derek: So no, We didn't Mpreg it Ellie. Cuz wtf.
Derek: Secondly, Males can adopt babies and no they cant get pregnant.
Derek: Thirdly.
Derek: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE THE UGLY ASS PLANT BABY FROM THAT SHITTY SEASON!!
Derek: WE DONT TALK ABOUT ALL STARS OR THAT UGLY ASS PLANT BABY AIDEN.
Kristal: Yeah Aiden.
Kristal: WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU HAVE FOR THAT.
Aiden: Sorry.
Kristal: We'll forgive you if you bring out the ukelele.
Derek: KRISTAL NO.
Ellie: Oh... I thought you were talking about an actual child back there.
Derek: NO DUMBASS, MEN CANNOT HAVE BABIES.
Trevor: Not unless you adopt them or if you have some sperm donor thing from what I heard.
Aiden: But in all seriousness, How DID the plant baby become a thing?
Derek has kicked Aiden out of the groupchat.
Derek: Sorry @James, But your bf won't be welcomed here and will be muted for 24 hours for that shitty plant thing.
James: I see your point.
Ashley: Alright, now if you'll excuse me. I need to go check on Tom and help him make sure Jake is still okay and hasn't went through with it again.
James: WAIT WHAT
Ashley has left the groupchat.
Let's be real, The one thing we can ALL Agree is that the shitty plant baby is why we never talk about All-Stars.
Sorry if I had bought it up if you all didn't like that.
This was already made before, But I sorta wanted to wait next episode just soo this doesn't go to the "This didn't age well" thing.
YOU ARE READING
Disventure Camp Chat shenanigans
Random"Oompa loompa doopadee doo Im making a DC groupchat book" It should be obvious what this book is all about. (Takes place after All-Stars)
